Category Archives: cit. & loll

cit. & loll – 36

Giovedì e allora ecco qua 💥

Turing machine
::: FactsOfMath

Happy Birthday RMS 🌺 🎵 🚀
::: climagic

Acing the technical interview
::: Aphyr

Ridiculing technical interviews is good fun, and in many ways well deserved, but…
::: yminsky

Clean code always looks like it was written by someone who cares
::: CodeWisdom

Explained Tabs vs. spaces to my son
::: lizardbill

Mouse not found
::: blusewillis

Typical code comments
::: rvagg

so this afternoon i am learning about ftrace
::: b0rk

Can liberty survive the digital age?
::: jilliancyork

Bash History
::: {}

Whiteboard problems in pure Lambda Calculus
ci sarebbe anche un aspetto serioso ma il FizzBuzz è epico 😜
::: algoritmic

here are my PS #bash #prompt envvars — made by hand years ago
hronir rockz! 🚀
::: hronir

Email subject line of the day
::: wallingf

Ma ogni volta è un passo in avanti
::: medeoTL

Well said! “I am less afraid of artificial intelligence than of human stupidity.”
::: marcelsalathe

An AI class in school left me with the professor’s mantra
::: scanlime

roses are red
::: mergeconflict

Computer programming is the task of writing code
::: agfitzp

cit. & loll – 35

Giovedì per me è 💥 cit. & loll 😜 👽 🍓 💥

Il tempo risparmiato usando il correttore automatico
::: BeppeBeppetti

The Seven Circles of Developer Hell
::: dcavedon

Is the popularity of JavaScript proof that we exist within a simulated universe?
::: ThePracticalDev

Richard Stallman was coded by himself
::: StallmanFacts

A Game Of Life digital clock, unbelievable!
::: abcoetzee

Time for another edition of “How Crypto Reporting Works”
::: bascule

Things I don’t understand
::: MrDataScience

Switching between languages that do and don’t use semicolons
::: ThePracticalDev

The Incredible Machine
::: dosnostalgic

::: arialdomartini

Java is to JavaScript as ham is to hamster
::: CodeWisdom

Click bait economy targeting racism for revenue
::: Asher_Wolf

It takes smarts to find a clever solution
::: yogthos

Me too, kernel. Me too
::: megaserg

Project Helios
::: M_Steinbuch

The more I learn about cryptography, the more I think Alice and Bob
::: preinheimer

By all means, doubt me. Be suspicious and test my every claim. That’s rational
::: Snowden

I’m doing 3 things in parallel, and now stuck waiting on all three
::: MarkCC

If you want to keep your kids out of your phone
::: JoParkerBear

If you can’t pour a glass of soda then just become a fucking electrical engineer
::: sergeantsquats

Python PI
::: EvpokPadding

Any insight is very much appreciated
‘k, ‘mericana 100%
::: ThePracticalDev

Welcome to the future, where robots are not only edible but also delicious 😋
da indagare
::: marcelsalathe

In 1985, same day (15 march) first domain name was registered (
::: Google+

Reading C++ code is not always trivial, even for experts
::: glipari

Should I be concerned about this comment in code?
::: nixcraft

cit. & loll – 34

Giovedì e allora ecco 😙 😜 🍇

La maggior parte dei testi sul “personal brand”
::: Jovanz74

Facebook app browsing generates 34% of the total Android smartphones browsing traffic
::: btabaka

you’re on a video conference call and the cat won’t stop screaming
::: doughellmann

::: Shitty_Future

What one programmer can do in one month
::: CodeWisdom

Borrow Your Laptop
::: dcavedon

How Often Do You Change Your Desktop Wallpaper? [Poll]
::: dcavedon

15yo son is trying to explain to his mom
::: yminsky

This is how @SlackHQ figures out if it should send you a notification or not. 😱
::: mxstbr

The story of my programming projects 🤓
::: Google+

Digital clock in Conway’s Life
::: jwz

Finally proof that knowledge doesn’t matter when you can just look anything up on google
::: Doug_Lemov

If you paste export PS1=”👻 >” into your terminal you will have a ghost in the shell
::: ftrain

German Wi-Fi is the Wurst
::: sehnaoui

Now, I have to tell you, it’s an unbelievably complex subject
::: isotrumpp

cit. & loll – 33

Uh! ‘n altro giovedì, uh! ‘n mese nuovo e uh! ‘n nuovo cit+loll 😜


Really nice keynote on engineering
::: volothamp

Sono ad un evento aziendale
::: Flavio_MfM ::: Flavio_MfM

Don’t talk. Ship
::: CommitStrip

That is more than evident in Python’s (non)design
::: gignico

My 5 year old son asked my wife if 20 + 20 is 2020
::: RichRogersIoT


90% of coding is debugging
::: bramcohen

I suspect that openly sharing data and analysis code
::: amesoudi

magari si è solo svegliato male 😜 può capitare
::: glyph

Is the problem really that easy
::: gortok

Everyday life is like programming
::: CodeWisdom


…at the very bottom of the man page!
::: Flavio_MfM

Teaching Haskell is cheaper
::: rightfold

Time to merge into master
::: ThePracticalDev

When engineers get bored
::: FailsWork

Work in progress fruit machine game for the #Sinclair #ZX81
::: YearOfCodes


I wish everyone well and will make C++17 great!
::: isotrumpp

My name is Bill. I have 20 years of software development experience
::: lizardbill

I always suspected it, nice to have confirmation from science!
::: modulux

Advanced 4D+ mouse
::: rtfeldman

I just found out that matplotlib can produce XKCD style plots!
::: cs_applegate


Every first attempt to deploy code
::: ThePracticalDev

Boston Dynamics making crazy impressive stuff as usual
::: TomNomNom

Every day, write down something that you’ve learned
::: bitfield

Notare il #captcha
::: bedrosian

When your code is a mess but everything works out in the end
::: bnap48

Tatiana Pavlova

Tatiana Pavlova

Stephen King. The desk in a corner under the eave
::: lucaciavatta

il concetto di bug report dell’utente medio
::: madbob

The most effective debugging tool

Why are you sat in the dark?
::: digininja

EVERY C++ programmer should be able to
::: isotrumpp


cit. & loll – 32

Ecco che arriva 😊 🎶 🚀


Signor Zuckerberg, Signor Zuckerberg!
::: welikechopin

You know what std::allocator is, right?
::: isotrumpp

Presto, un convegno, un appello, un disegno di legge per contrastare questo terribile fenomeno della #fakepolitics!1
::: fabiochiusi

working on a tiny zine for a keynote I’m writing
::: b0rk


I work on some problems [of] no practical significance
::: Symbo1ics

Cubic trisection by Oskar van Deventer
::: MachinePix

Who are you going to believe
::: zachheltzel

School of Informatics, University of Edinburgh
::: GrayInGlasgow

When I prematurely overengineer my code
::: victorporof


#java #cplusplus #lisp
::: sovietspaceship

Assolutamente perfetto
::: AlfonsoFuggetta

Twitter has become completely unreadable
::: Donearm

True story
::: tespitograf

Do you use a background image for your shell window?
::: climagic


Do you use a transparent background in your shell window?
::: climagic

Multics working very hard to generate a Fibonacci
::: sdf_pubnix

A heuristic we follow is that whenever we feel the need to comment something
::: KC_56

Self documenting code
::: Symbo1ics

Where there are two bugs, there is likely to be a third
::: CodeWisdom

Dite no ai monitor di sistema fighetti!
::: Flavio_MfM

John Edmark

John Edmark

cit. & loll – 31

Giovedì e allora… ecco 😊


Ils sont où les tests ?
::: CommitStrip

This is my new favorite comic
::: ml_barnett

Tu sei bravo con i software. Sei portato naturalmente. Come fai?
::: grostein

I like this story
::: ThePracticalDev

Software reuse is more like an organ transplant than snapping together Lego blocks
::: CompSciFact


New Donald Trump programming language seeks to make programming great again
::: Functionalworks

Your software architecture when you started the project…
::: ico_TC

If you watch a video of a tree falling in a forest and it doesn’t make a sound
misteryousassay, anzi di più 👽
::: SwiftOnSecurity

Dopo gli ultimi attacchi #hacker sembra sia stata bandita la password 123456 dagli enti pubblici
::: Genjuro75

Farsi deridere in tutto il mondo
::: fabiochiusi


Engineers On Google’s Self-Driving Car Project Were Paid So Much That They Quit
da noi una cosa simile non si usa, mai 😀
::: Slashdot

Old Gold
vechia ma sempre bella 😜
::: 9GAGTweets

Human projection on the future of artificial intelligence uptake
::: EricTopol

Cards Against Developers
::: ThePracticalDev

Size matters
::: mpietropoli


Modern Software Development
::: manisha72617183

Chissà, magari un fax
::: Didonezombie

It’s so hard to use
::: CompSciFact

Declared my income tax for 2016 today
::: TaaviRoivas


cit. & loll – 30

Post corto che i ‘mericani pensa a Donald J (J sta per Silvio) 😜


Tried to make a joke about integers
::: codepo8

This just happened?
::: scottrudy

Yes, much more sense!
::: Flavio_MfM

Dad, what was the internet like in 1999?
::: codinghorror


Spotted on a T-shirt
::: jakevdp

Finalmente la RTTY (radiotelescrivente) funziona
::: Facebook

I put my new networking zine online so you can read it!
::: b0rk

Being wrong on the internet is the best way to learn
::: amasad


Lo so, anche io sto dando il mio contributo a farmi profilare…
::: nesistweets

It’s been a year since I switched from multiple 22” 1080p monitors to a single 43” 2160p
::: TomNomNom

I’m not sure I am smart enough
::: wallingf

are so 1980s!
::: whitequark


cit. & loll – 29

Anche se la gente pensa ad altro ultimamente 😡 preoccupati? Ma intanto ecco che arriva 😄


when testers touch your code
::: vikkio88

bisogna farsi tracciare #privacy
::: Flavio_MfM

Rules of Optimization
::: CodeWisdom

Why I Switch From [Language_1] to [Language_2]
😊 però nessuno rispetta più le colonne del Fortran classico (dalle origini al 77 compreso) 😊
::: DEV

spacciatori di template ne abbiamo?
::: zenfunkpanda


When do you start your work day?
::: ThePracticalDev

The LMI Logo
storia, bello, verrebbe voglia di copiarlo e farlo proprio
::: RainerJoswig

Is everybody okay with the fact that we are turning #Javascript into #Java?
::: Alexintosh

Non Sequitur
::: GoComics

Google cofounder Sergey Brin at SFO protest: “I’m here because I’m a refugee.”
::: RMac18


Dopo aver letto questi dati, il presidente Trump ha firmato l’ordine esecutivo “Un futon (obbligatorio) per ogni americano”
::: Facebook

#resistance is very important without resistors your computer breaks and bad things happen so remember to always #resist
::: computerfact

Clarifying dirty code today
::: Symbo1ics

Have the last word
::: UnixToolTip

OK, this is going too far
::: blekhman

Scrive per sbaglio “Incluso nel prezzo” su una pagina del sito
::: lercionotizie


cit. & loll – 28

Periodo 😯 🌺 ❤️ emojicoso 🚀 😄 🌷 ma poi mi passa 😜; intanto ecco qua…


“We have very big yaks, at Mozilla”
::: SimonSapin

Vi giuro che ho appena ricevuto un fax con un hyperlink
::: Biondainrosa

Everyone around the world giving and receiving answers to each other’s
::: drob

reminder: when choosing between “argue with randos on the Internet” and “go create stuff”
::: codinghorror

Print this out for your protest signs
::: girlziplocked


E questi sarebbero i numeri di una emergenza?
::: fabiochiusi

I’m not old, and ♥️ emacs. Just avoid the spiral
::: nnja

La presentazione più bella di sempre: “I was a lot more interesting before I started programming.” 😀 😀 😀
::: Michael Chavinda

some blogging principles I use
già detto che Julia rockz? I la lovvo, assay 😀
::: b0rk


Just a robot riding a bicycle
::: ValaAfshar

Perhaps the most important principle for the good algorithm designer

Enabling #javascript
::: arialdomartini

Three surprises with bc
post vecchio ma mi piace l’argomento
::: John D. Cook


I started the name of a procedure with GoTo in honor of the C=64
::: evilripper

se è facile approfittane
::: medeoTL

We’re in dire need of a word for this
::: ValaAfshar

Teaching Python to my kid’s class but it’s a sick ward in here, ugh
da leggere tutta la catena
::: johnregehr


Ah! dimenticavo ho fatto qualche modifica allo script degli emoji.

cit. & loll – 27

Oggi come un fiume in piena, ecco qua 😀


My talk on Python best practices is now outdated
::: keleshev

Geek girl or photoshop? 😂
::: evilripper

‘Hardware eventually fails. Software eventually works.
::: CompSciFact

Programming Wisdom
::: CodeWisdom

Petit jeu des 10 ans de l’iPhone
::: CommitStrip


Bug fixing
::: evilripper

Some people just have no respect for tradition
::: ehud

Glad that all programming languages have flaws
da citare spesso, quasi sempre 😀
::: keleshev

I really hope that this a typo. Should consider carefully
::: Shawpsych

Debugging code
::: slashdot


#coderdojo in corso
::: Micio1970 ::: fescarr

Good luck to my PHIL30043 students—may Church’s spirit be with you and your recursive functions
::: consequently

Extracted a Toyota car
::: LinuxTecGeeks

Make types great again
::: pandamonial

#linux inside #debian
::: radhios


How malware bypassing anti-viruses work
::: malwareunicorn

Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller
::: GoComics

10 minuti di lavoro su Windows spiegano la follia omicida
::: lopo

identify -format %k [image] # Count unique colors in an image
::: climagic

Affidarsi agli algoritmi is the new affidarsi a Dio
::: Iddio


Maybe floating point should be an advanced lang feature
::: gclaramunt

Can everyone read the code on the slide?
::: gfixler

::: timpastoor

::: Google+

what i would love to have in linux/X as a desktop widget
uh! anch’io
::: mntmn


Manca la corrente!
::: dcavedon

This is exactly why I gave up trying to learn Dutch
::: mistersql

L’ISIS minaccia
::: IsisMinaccia

Evolution of desk
::: tecmint


I decided to use first and rest this semester instead of car and cdr
::: wallingf

I don’t often want to charge my phone and use headphones at the same time
::: mattmight

This is the best argument against superintelligent AI I’ve ever read
::: mims

Ho disinstallato Pokemon Go
::: evilripper

Il momento della ricerca della parola giusta per non superare i 140 caratteri
BB vi conviene seguirlo –avvisati nèh! 😀
::: BeppeBeppetti


The best theory is inspired by practice. The best practice is inspired by theory
::: CompSciFact

Voice Commands
Dvorak no ma tastiere strane tante, con panico; Apollo aveva il tastierino a sinistra perché alla destra c’è il mouse
::: xkcd

Programming languages, like pizzas, come in only too sizes
::: CodeWisdom

Me, to my 9-year-old: “And now for an important lesson in software engineering…”
::: bcantrill

number of computers
::: computerfact