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cit. & loll – 101

La solita rassegna, cit.osa e lollosa come  non mai  al solito 😜

My open source projects are normally of inestimably better quality than the code I write when I have managers constantly asking if it’s done yet
::: bodil

tiny brain: “let’s use machine learning”
::: emilyst

Read other people’s code and ‘steal’ the good parts
::: CodeWisdom

Customer Rewards
::: xkcd

The power of symbols!
::: vardi

A large part of being a programmer
::: ScribblingOn

Soooooo many cool languages
::: lunaryorn

The new New Yorker cartoon
::: MarkDiStef

When interviewing at a company, can I ask to look at some of their code?
::: lynncyrin

The Boy Scout Rule
::: RichRogersIoT

New programmers are often uncertain if they will ever be good enough
::: mpjme

Companies rarely die from moving too fast
::: RichRogersIoT

I knew it was only a matter of time until I was introduced to the wonderful world of CSS
::: asmeurer

If books had a 280 character limit
::: PreetBharara

1/ The scooter startups are way more important than you think
::: andrewchen

buzzwords unite!
::: jeffbigham

Awww 🙂 It’s a privilege to be advisor of amazing students like you, Justin! I learn new things everyday from you and my other students! ❤
certi prof! 💥❤️😁
::: drfeifei

The Peter Principle Revisited
::: JohnDCook

The most important single aspect of software development
::: CodeWisdom

It’s rarely good to ask “how could things get any worse?” around an engineer
notevole tutto il thread
::: yonatanzunger

A real craftsman doesn’t complain about his tools
::: sgoguen

adding the full javascript library to use one function
::: kvlly

password requirements
::: lindseybieda

No one will ever complain that
::: RichRogersIoT

You young whippersnapper! When I was your age, I wrote entire applications in 48K of RAM and they responded instantly
::: burgerbecky

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of television and then asked it to write an episode of its own
::: peterseibel

Smart vs. hard is a false dichotomy
::: mmay3r

“Cosa c’è nel mio iphone”
::: Genjuro75

The company that sent me the pictured fingerprint lock has provided the security quote of the year
::: LockPickingLwyr

I bet if Socrates were alive today
::: existentialcoms

I have been writing software for damn near 20 years
::: kscottz

Most of the interesting, useful, and thoughtful work in the world
::: practicingdev

Have never met a Marxist who didn’t attend a private school
alle volte il muschio di Elona (il traduttore lo chiama così) e i suoi amici non sono come vorrei; c’è però tutto il thread
::: clairlemon

So I recently completed a physical pentest. Was going to live tweet it
::: TinkerSec

when you need a calculator when working on the command line, what program do you open?
::: pgbovine

Rolling your own encryption
::: MisterCh0c

Computer programming has always been a self-taught
::: CodeWisdom

Me trying to learn a new programming language or operating system
::: nixcraft

My advice to programmers
::: vaurorapub

Thank you for all of your feedback
::: JonyIveParody

Half of engineering is how to make the thing work well
::: dan_abramov

It is kind of amazing that Elon Musk
non so se è davvero divertente; io in questo momento, depresso, penso di sì
::: robertwiblin

Once I loved Twitter at early morning, before the Italians woke up, when mostly Americans were tweeting
::: Gianlucadfiore

“I wanted something better than “You’ll get used to the parentheses”. The standard explanation is “homoiconicity”
::: alamajesse

Lo abbiamo trovato!UNO!1! Clicca qui!!!1!!11
::: DavidPuente ::: laura_nobilis

Woman Who Doesn’t Use Facebook Completely Out Of Touch With Friends’ Prejudices
the Onion, nèh!
::: TheOnion

This software is written in C
::: hdevalence

::: lizardbill

#microsoft is using ai
::: thecrazyprogrmr

Asking what is the best programming language is like asking what is the best chess move
::: CompSciFact

Functional programming serenity prayer
::: alamajesse

The test didn’t fail. The *product* failed
::: RichRogersIoT

Can car manufacturers survive the cost of including seatbelts and airbags?
::: v0max

maybe about once a week I give some thought to the reality
::: Aelkus

on the cover of the latest TIME Magazine
::: mikkotweets2013

Wonderful cartoonist @tomgauld teaches us new terminology for the digital age
::: simongerman600

Lab Assistant Wanted
::: newscientist

Blockchains and Haskell programmers
::: runarorama

Definition: A “set” is a collection of objects
::: FactsOfMath


cit. & loll – 100

Anche se –OK, niente– ecco le cose cit.ose e lollose del Web 😊

Breve storia informatica triste
::: Genjuro75

Code is not a collection of keystrokes
::: RichRogersIoT

remember a pedestrian truth
::: counternotions

today is a good day
::: ManishEarth

thinking maybe i need a break from twitter
::: yungbiryanii

One core principle for building a welcoming programming community is a focus on “yes, and” as opposed to a “no, but” culture
::: amasad

I’ve given up on prioritizing
::: AstroKatie

In the age of YouTube you can be a nerd in anything without spending a fraction of the time that you used to have to
::: amasad

Sometimes software does exactly what it is told to do
::: manisha72617183

First LOL today
::: lilianedwards

Coming soon: my blockchain-based compiler suite
::: wallingf

Alex Camilleri – Malmo

Sometimes out of the blue the coffee shop plays Pavarotti singing Nessun Dorma
::: jakevdp

I’m very proud of my Github contributions chart!
::: xima

I realized our research group has two slogans
::: jeanqasaur

When a man only got his letters in the morning he was pretty safe from surprises for the rest of the day
::: mattthomas

Libri in realtà aumentata? Il progetto #eMooks
::: SergioGridelli

Initialization in Modern C++
::: timur_audio

The cleaner and nicer the program, the faster it’s going to run
uh! leggere il thread
::: CodeWisdom

There is no limit to the amount of machinery
::: jdegoes

Lambda Calculus is unambiguous, but can be interpreted in many ways
::: Cronokirby

Bennet, casse automatiche (con scanner portatile)
::: fulcorno

About 1,000 instructions is a reasonable upper limit
::: CompSciFact

A program is much like clay
::: dukecrawford

Oh god, that is too close for comfort
::: codepo8

I won’t hire a plumber without seeing some of the public toilets they’ve unclogged in their spare time, for fun
::: lizardbill

The maxim is to always optimize your code for reading (in the future)
::: djspiewak

Correct brace style
::: TheMichaelBurge

C++03: void foo() const volatile;
::: jfbastien

Real footage of everyone who buys a raspberry pi
::: GidgetNomates

My pregnant wife texted me a selfie in a new dress and asked “Does it make my butt look big?”
::: billingsley313

I spend most of my day working with tools that weren’t even in science fiction novels twenty-five years ago
::: JohnDCook

l’eredità più importante di Elon Musk e #SpaceX
::: a_a_f_t

Programmers’ Hardest Tasks
::: RichRogersIoT

I always enjoy event parking in the Netherlands
::: ow

Anna spesso gioca a scrivere lettere casuali sulla tastiera del server di casa
::: orporick

Arrays do start at 1. Ask any …
::: sethohio

Haskell is
::: CodeWisdom

Computer Assitance for the Modern Novelist
::: tomgauld

Il lanciafiamme di Elon Musk è in arrivo
::: outpump ::: Genjuro75

trains so busted time isn’t even numbers anymore
::: itsa_talia

Senza parole, immagini
::: RoweBraxton

If I had to write a 100% honest resume
::: lizardbill

Then along came C, which seemed to break all the rules of advances in programming languages of abstraction, abstract data types, and so on. It was almost like ASM to academics. It was cringe-worthy
::: stevesi

First do it
::: CodeWisdom

This program simplifies images into primitive shapes
::: Rainmaker1973

tfw you solve a bug
::: noopkat

Only God and I knew
::: farbodsaraf

Turing test
::: newscientist

Most of use who started coding in the 80s started with BASIC
::: hisham_hm

cit. & loll – 99

Come da tradizione al mercoledì arriva la rassegna del mercoledì 😋

New programmers, take note: When people say “simple”, “intuitive” or “easy”
::: mpjme

Google searches everyone in town
::: noahlt

Getting ready for 4th industrial revolution
::: MartinVetterli

Perhaps the best/only way to explain neural networks to a five-year-old

Getting some help with my #rstats this morning
::: hadleywickham

Not Yourself?
::: anarchyisme

There are two hard things in computer science
::: RichRogersIoT

Università della vita virtuale #stacce
::: walter_leoni

Programming allow you
::: CodeWisdom

JavaScript makes me want to flip the table and say “Fuck this shit”
::: oscherler

That. Is. Freaking. Insane.
::: amirrajan

E mi ritwitto pure!
::: Umberto_Ecco

Two Rules of Success
::: pickover

On ne dit plus “je ne suis pas très physionomiste”
::: aligatr

::: PicturesFoIder

Taking the time to build reliable infrastructure while your competitors are cutting corners will result in something akin to the tortoise and hare story
::: amasad

First rule of buffered I/O
::: rob_pike

Change the world
::: RichRogersIoT

The most “software developer” message I sent in May
::: dotmariusz

There were two major divorces in PL history
::: paul_snively

Weeks of coding can save you
::: CodeWisdom

here are only two types of phone users in this world
::: JonyIveParody

TIME’s cover this week is unlike any in the magazine’s 95-year history
::: Rainmaker1973

Really hoping they
::: greghendershott

graphic of the ABT Template created by Dr. Tullio Rossi
::: ABTagenda

Calling it: in <5 years most popular JavaScript tooling won’t be written in JavaScript
::: aweary

Ma che cavolo è una calcolatrice con connessione elettrica? Nel dubbio, usate addizionatrice meccanica a manovella!
::: fulcorno

Introducing a superhuman Artificial Intelligence in the same biosphere with us
::: mikkotweets2013

Boston tempestata di messaggi antifake pagati da Zuckerberg
::: barbaracarfagna

Notice how the latter has so many more parentheses
::: FunctorFact

Rural life
::: FormerlyFormer

What is your skill level with Racket, Haskell, or an ML(including F#)?
::: TheMichaelBurge

Is there such a thing as Twitter bankruptcy?
::: alamajesse

click per ingrandire

Ah, finally got my Emacs setup just how I like it
::: ieure

When “my code is compiling” just won’t work anymore

How many threads must a man scroll through
::: alamajesse

Why does the universe exist?
::: TheMichaelBurge

When you try to protect your machine but the red team got domain admin creds
::: HackingThings

Hipsters: “It’s not a *real* Lisp if it doesn’t have a REPL”
uh! me too 🐸
::: TheMichaelBurge

TFW your phone now corrects duck
::: jkru

The Rules of the Internet
::: Outis169

It’s a tux race. Just tap a linux tux and retweet please
::: nixcraft

Impara le lingue che ti saranno utili
::: theuncle76

When a senior developer comes to solve the problem
::: thecrazyprogrmr

Half of the time when companies say they need “AI” what they really need is a SELECT clause with GROUP BY
::: matvelloso

what is your biggest strength…
::: thecrazyprogrmr

dogs doing it since always!
::: ErlangSolutions

Linux or unix fans will love it
::: nixcraft

Working on stuff that *I* needed
::: JohnDCook

We’ve updated our privacy policy
::: _youhadonejob1

Pre Esame
::: DaVelSign

The idea that software developers that work on or with various open source projects are a “community” and share the same values and goals is inaccurate and harmful
::: taotetek

Controlling complexity
::: RichRogersIoT

The more I think about it, the more it seems like the original OOP (Smalltalk)
::: ericnormand

For every complex problem
::: iamdevloper

Hentai doujins, but with advanced graduate-level math
::: TheMichaelBurge

Could Microsoft please acquire Twitter
::: zooko

Computer Science Courses that Don’t Exist, But Should
::: RichRogersIoT

The cleverest solution to a problem is actually the simplest one that just works
::: mariofusco

1969: Man walks on the moon
::: jbenton

A tip for new streamers
::: PeekingBoo

A.A.A. Vendo Panda con Wi-Fi
::: Akiram280180

TFW you realize your polyfills (document-register-element) work even on fridges software
::: WebReflection

Software failures
::: manisha72617183

cit. & loll – 98

In un momento doppiamente disperante (sì, anche la connessione ballerina) provo lo stesso con il solito 😁

Io cio cuesto curiculu quindi potrebbi fare il primier
ormai è vecchia, un reperto storico
::: shevathas

::: Abstruse Goose

Monday: Greg; Tuesday: Ian
::: dysondoc

Academics! Find your perfect job! Just click here and your title and salary will magically appear
::: matthewcobb

When you try to choose a meaningful variable name
::: sallar

The bar is low
::: amasad

What do we want?
::: RichRogersIoT

If you think Twitter is bad…
::: lemire

My French is a little bit rusty, but I think we may need to do a recount
::: lizardbill

now if I could just block the unreliable boyfriend
::: johnregehr

I’m starting every call with “I’m required by law to tell you that I’m actually a robot”
::: TheMichaelBurge

The intersection of technology and darwinism
::: GoComics

Ora mi mancano giusto Altavista e Myspace e ho fatto tombola. #GDPR
::: Flavio_MfM

If only someone could invent something
::: failtube_

Sogno un web dove i cookies che accetto dai siti, vengono consegnati a casa ancora caldi e con tante gocce di cioccolato
::: giadaspl

How many GDPR emails does it take to change a lightbulb
::: evgenymorozov

Primi effetti positivi del GDPR
::: philipdisalvo

When you repeat Trump, you help Trump. You do this by spreading his message wide and far
::: GeorgeLakoff

If you can’t think of a word, say, “I forget the english word for it”
::: LeftOf_Normal

Internet speed in Asia
::: lizardbill

Dear Jr, Developers
::: CalEvans

Learn, not copy
::: RichRogersIoT

JK Rowling was a single mom on welfare until 31
::: JibbyD

Gentile Utente, francamente dei tuoi dati ci interessa una mazza, ma visto che dobbiamo
::: AsinoMorto

Gentile cliente, date le novità previste dal Regolamento Generale sulla Protezione Dati
::: Dio

The counter in tweets is now at around 999 930 000 000 000 000
::: mikko

Sometimes it is the people no one can imagine anything
::: CodeWisdom

xkcd GDPR
::: xkcd

Ok Google, ask Alexa if Siri is listening in on my conversations
::: StockCats

This is hilarious! @Spotify has a I ❤ GDPR playlist!
::: erishabh

Me: Reducing response time from 45 seconds to 10 milliseconds
::: TheMichaelBurge

::: azael

BASIC is to computer programming
::: CodeWisdom

Fra le varie comunicazioni GDPR ci mancava pure questa…
::: omarserafini

Polizia 2.0
::: MauroV1968

Ho letto tutta l’Informativa sulla Privacy
::: micatwitto

After Apple become the most valuable public company in August 2012, I was interested in buying some Apple stock
::: mikko

Good friends will always help you debug and will not come up with excuses like “I don’t have Java installed” 😂
::: amasad

Gli utenti sempre più al centro. Del bersaglio
::: SergioGridelli

With the exception of mathematical proofs, books do not directly convey knowledge
::: TheMichaelBurge

Reading online news
::: thomasfuchs

When M. C. Escher worked at IKEA
::: Popinga1

6 stages of debugging
::: RichRogersIoT

Ask HN: What’s one book that changed your life?
risposte molto diverse da come m’immaginavo
::: JohnDCook

My friend dropped his iPhone at a store but didn’t notice until he’d gotten home and the store had already closed
::: laura_nobilis

my favourite thing about windows is you can uncheck every single option
::: trannosaurusma

two boys in front of me in the train
::: haldaume3

My most controversial opinion: “Maybe advertising is actually good. Maybe the reason you dislike them, is that companies need more of your personal information to target you with better ads”
::: TheMichaelBurge

A compiler makes a program run faster. If that’s not good enough
::: TheMichaelBurge

::: PicturesFoIder

Did an experiment where I lived 3 afternoons as an average person
::: DamianProsa

What is your greatest weakness?
::: Lorin

Problems with #GDPR, from 1864
::: DapperHistorian

cit. & loll – 97

Come da tradizione, il mercoledì ci porta una nuova rassegna cit.osa e lollosa 😜

I received a message from a neuron recently
chissà se funziona per tutti, anche con i giggini?
::: medialab

logic vs. imagination
::: RichRogersIoT

What a time to be alive
::: Symbo1ics

pronti per lavorare in aeroporto
::: emenietti

Clear and straight to the point
::: CooeeDesign

Deleted code
::: CodeWisdom

Science is
::: RichRogersIoT

Did You Know?
::: TheOnion

They’re an asshole online, but they’re not like that in the real world
::: jimchines

Chase the vision
::: RichRogersIoT

This is what Virtual Reality & Google Cardboard looked like in the mid-20th century
::: Rainmaker1973

Mi hanno sempre consigliato di investire per il futuro
::: Gabry89

This is what a wheel look like if people was strict at “Don’t reinvent the wheel”
::: emadb

Non fa una piega
::: SergioGridelli

In order to understand recursion
::: CodeWisdom

Avez-vous déjà vu un compteur binaire mécanique ?
::: Emma_Hollen

La maggior parte della pubblicità su #Spotify versione gratuita
::: a_a_f_t

The year is 2042
::: codinghorror

By 35, you should have upgraded
::: neuromusic

The disturbing thing about having a Linux laptop is the disturbing number of ways to do it
::: yminsky

Kids today don’t know the joy of removing
::: jamesthomson

chiamiamolo CD
::: coccodj

Your “emerging technology” cheat sheet…
::: LeapingRobot

Someone cosplayed as a working rhythm game
::: NanamisEgg

Stolen from Well-Typed Constructivist Memes on Facebook
Michael metti una caption sensata 😯
::: TheMichaelBurge

*Installs TensorFlow. Runs the tutorial*
::: TheMichaelBurge

ma davvero pensavate che qualcuno avrebbe letto il “contratto” prima di votare sì?
::: emenietti

What happens in an internet minute in 2018?
::: Brilliant_Ads

By age 35 you should have more unfinished projects than
::: jonty

90% of the bugs I produced were for one of the two reasons
::: CodeWisdom

Remember google are the best of the best
::: Symbo1ics

He’s making a list
::: mutablejoe

Gli assistenti vocali danno i numeri
::: fulcorno

A kinetic #LEGO sculpture of the Greek mythological figure Sisyphus
::: Rainmaker1973

Functional code is usually simpler (“to reason about”, as they say), but procedural programming is inevitable
::: PaniczGodek

Una CPU è una roccia
::: vikkio88

I am a techno-optimist, but some things are not getting better
::: lemire

found this gem in the GHC user’s guide
::: lexi_lambda

meanwhile shops started asking of being paid in bitcoin
::: mariofusco

Like a boss
::: arbiv2lo

Problem solving in programming
::: erkaman2

The moment I stopped liking every social network was the moment most of the earth population was using them
::: Gianlucadfiore

maybe the real reason there’s such a gap between research and software
::: chris__martin

7 simple steps to control your privacy
::: random_walker

cit. & loll – 96

Dai che ci siamo –prossimamente, forse. Per intanto ecco qua 😜

The first rule of Vim club
::: iamdevloper

The most diffucult thing
::: RichRogersIoT

Best news from Microsoft this week
::: iPv4depletion

It’s just CRAP
::: wilbowma

It’s not a pocket watch: it’s actually a ‘steampunk’ USB stick
::: Rainmaker1973

::: gabrielamadej

Is a free monad free as in
::: rightfold

What you believe to be “the Internet”
::: evgenymorozov

In God we trust
::: RichRogersIoT

Writing code is often a constant struggle
::: CompSciFact

Get more done at the Linux command line with GNU Parallel
::: cialunet

The Machines of the Isle of Nantes (Les Machines de l’île) is an artistic, touristic and cultural project based in Nantes, France which aims to build an identity as a creative metropolis of dream and of fantasy
::: Rainmaker1973

Multi core processing
::: gvaireth

Um, what?
::: alyankovic

The Dark Web is those Twitter accounts
::: asmeurer

go is a language expertly designed so that
::: pasiphae_goals

Bug in my function that nearly had me in tears at 7:15 last night
vero 💥 da ripetere spesso 💥 & –soddisfazione qui ⚡– non capita solo a me 😁
::: jent103

Software story cost formula
::: BendotK

Building a Stronger, Safer Zinc Battery
::: IEEESpectrum

Getting some air, Atlas? Another series of improvements in the walking skills of #BostonDynamics Atlas robot
::: Rainmaker1973

We’re committed to supporting powerful innovation that helps protect the planet
::: tim_cook

It’s awesome to see @RedHat is doing what we always wanted – allowing speakers speak in their native language. I only wish there was real time subtitles. Great job Red Hat
për mi ‘l piemonteis
::: SwapBhartiya

Richard Stallman Demands Return Of Abortion Joke To libc Documentation
::: Slashdot ::: glipari

14th century English theologian and philosopher William of Ockham (of Occam’s Razor fame) is believed to have been born in Ockam, a small village in Surrey
::: WhigDeskHQ

Don’t ever say you don’t have choices on mobile
::: lukew

“one week ago you said that you needed 2 days to implement that feature”
::: mariofusco

Smart doggo
OT? forse, ma troppo bella 😋
::: _youhadonejob1

A diamond is very pretty. But it is very hard to add to a diamond
::: CompSciFact

You should never use a good language
::: Amys_Kapers

Me: I’m confident this code is correct but I’ll test it just in case
::: amasad

Remember when Siri was actually good?
::: petermckinnon ::: tapbot_paul

The more talent density you have
::: RichRogersIoT

When a human assistant calls a restaurant to make a reservation
::: mikko

::: Ocramius

And: we know how to fix this stuff
::: zittrain

Most good software gets improved
::: wingod

Took a break from grading the final exam for a group photo
nelle scuole toste capita anche questo
::: jeanqasaur

Mistero in ospedale
::: real_fabristol

We have been having concentration issues for quite some time apparently (Erich Fromm, circa 1973)
::: demartin

The killer app for Google Duplex would be
::: lemire

TIL that changing random stuff until your program works is “hacky”
::: smaine

All these Venn diagrams gave me this idea
::: panlepan

Scary thought that’s been on my mind: AI technology as being deployed in China may prove that planned/command economy is not only possible but more productive and perhaps even more innovative. (Of course, that doesn’t mean it’s desirable, at least for the individual)
::: amasad

Found a shell on the beach
::: FakeUnicode

I stubbornly refuse to get a mobile phone
Michael come me; cioè no, lui über-rockz 💥
::: TheMichaelBurge

I like writing new code
::: GonzoHacker

But I still have no idea what ‘this’ means in Javascript
::: twit_spires

Being brilliant in one area doesn’t prevent you from being very wrong in another, and vice versa
::: JohnDCook

lol I’m cottanzing all the things 🤣
::: giovannibieller

A differenza di altre discipline che hanno bisogno di costosissime attrezzature, l’informatica (come la matematica)
::: demartin

The whole thing about having too many papers… I don’t see how it is a problem
::: lemire

Grocery taste better
::: Alexintosh

cit. & loll – 95

Ora fatto con Bionic Beaver, cioè come al solito 😋

Evoluzione 4.0?
::: CruciniCristina

I have always found that plans are useless
::: RichRogersIoT

Dead code, simply explained!
::: manisha72617183

This approximation of π is accurate up to four digits
::: Rainmaker1973

Facebook’s dating service: hookups are free but
::: evgenymorozov

Cannot be a coincidence that Facebook announced new easy VR headset and dating feature on same day
::: mims

Genesis 2.0
::: GoComics

Bicyclists don’t need to follow the rules of the road, because the purpose of biking isn’t to get from A to B, it’s to exercise and have fun
::: asmeurer

A proposito di cartelli: questo in realtà credo sia burocrazia alla massima potenza
::: rosina_70

Forced redistribution of parentheses. The Lisp 1% have them all
::: TheMichaelBurge

Si l’Enfer avait un slogan ce serait celui-là
::: JlnMmn

My first programs compiled to 4 kilobyte executables
::: TheMichaelBurge

ogni tanto mi piace ricordare che Julia rockz! 💥
::: b0rk

y’all wanted a giuliani chyron generator right
::: isaach

Cambridge Analytica Offers 75% Off All Facebook User Data For Blowout Closing Sale
::: TheOnion

NASA Before PowerPoint In 1961
::: WorldAndScience

non si può essere veramente maturi digitali se si è ignoranti “analogici”
::: AlfonsoFuggetta

Ogni volta che si apre Twitter
::: _mattux_

Celebrate pioneering illusionist & film director Georges Méliès by exploring the very first VR-enabled / 360° video #GoogleDoodle!
::: cmnit

This is a real church sign in San Jose
::: FioraAeterna

intelligence is the ability
::: Rainmaker1973

Cambridge Analytica becomes Emerdata
::: ebassi

You can recognize genuinely smat people
::: RichRogersIoT

An effective way to achieve prominence as an engineer in a new org
::: amasad

This is a remarkable statistic, especially considering that 85% of sold smartphones are Android devices
::: mikko

::: xkcd

If you seek the kernel
::: Zen_Moments

I thought you might like this visualization of the terms and conditions of the different apps
::: hailmika

*shuts laptop forever*
::: kd2luw

79.5% of the reason to have a 3D printer
::: ItsRobbAllen

Ascii Art Generator
::: nicolaiarocci

Still getting some use out of window XP
::: CrazyinRussia

Computer science education cannot make anybody an expert programmer
::: CodeWisdom

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again
::: mhink1103

There is not now, nor has there ever been, nor will there ever be
::: CodeWisdom

Yes, source code is special
::: rdicosmo

Hard G, GIF
::: ProfessorF

Was feeling brave, and decided to check out the @rustlang source for drop()
::: aaron_r_p

“Evangelists” pitching Financial Services #AI #blockchain
::: sbmeunier

There are a finite number N of issues to think through when developing a program
::: TheMichaelBurge

“a library that makes those stupid tests for you” is probably one of the best definition of what a statically typed language is for
::: mariofusco

read eval print loop
::: amasad

Assistenza tecnica #Linux #Windows #MacOs
::: sdallagata

black magic
::: Abstruse Goose

Know everything
::: CodeWisdom

uno dei comandi che possono far concorrenza a tar; e Julia rockz! 💥
::: b0rk

cit. & loll – 94

Mese nuovo ma la rassegna continua as usual 😜

C’est le métier
::: CommitStrip

Read other people’s code and ‘steal’ the good parts. Even if you try to do things exactly like someone else, you’ll fail
::: CodeWisdom

Ogni iPhone che esce è il migliore mai prodotto, e tu sai già che il prossimo sarà migliore, e che alla fine arriverà l’iPhone definitivo
::: Dio

The more your job uses computers, the less likely it is to be automated
::: epfl_exts

Imagine the challenge of hand drawing complicated mathematical graphs, like this absolute value of the complex gamma function (from 1909)
::: pickover

No love like that first love
Apple ][
::: secret_coders

The fourth law of thermodynamics
::: KamounLab

C programmers: wtf does `m >>= f` mean, haskell is so opaque and impossible to understand
::: mxkai3

How powerful was the laser?
::: _youhadonejob1

io dico siquel come mi aveva detto IBM, lo scorso millennio
::: n3dst4 ::: bytesbymike ::: Raveline

Now go on with your day & shine even brighter ✨
::: ScribblingOn

I’m going to need one of you young people to explain to me just what in the hell is going on right now
::: JohnDingell

Forget about self-driving cars, who is working on
::: doughellmann

Finished reading The Design of Everyday Things
roba del 1988, continua a essere attuale
::: nhuntwalker

I initialized my array to…
::: TheMichaelBurge

GDPR drinking game
::: mbellgb

Oh btw I’m building a cyborg dragon
::: elonmusk

Sono stato a lavorare in un paese dove Twitter è vietato e, in pubblico, alla donna è vietato cantare da solista, avere il capo scoperto, stringere la mano agli uomini…
::: Enneppi

Happy 71st birthday to Hal Abelson, co-founder of @CreativeCommons, @FSF & @MITAppInventor

The TAs for the class I’m teaching, Principles of Imperative Computation, got me a “Functions are Pointers” jacket
::: jeanqasaur

Apparently 5 months is long enough that I forgot the syntax for a Haskell “if” statement
::: TheMichaelBurge

Oppure cliccare
::: welikeduel

How autonomous vehicles will change cities
::: euanmills

git commit -m “fixed flickering”
::: kvlly

!! (twetsauce)
::: amasad ::: mikko

Great code speaks plainly to its next reader, using no more complexity than needed now. Find joy in simplicity, not cleverness
::: adriaanm

::: gorillaishmael

Y ahora toca escuchar otro de mis favoritos
::: dmanuelalonso

today is the best day ever
::: kanyewest

Piuttosto che usare whatsapp
::: kentoo

The new Turing Test is figuring out if the bot you have been chatting with
::: evgenymorozov

The average user doesn’t give a damn what happens
::: CodeWisdom

Learn how to code in 2 easy steps
::: RichRogersIoT

Stiamo esagerando, raga
::: Niebbo

All Indian Villages Now Have Access To Electricity
innovazioni, futuro
::: Slashdot

How to become friends with someone on twitter
::: ImBrittanyEvans

A good way to counter the well-known “You’re a programmer, so you’re good with computers”
::: manisha72617183

Excellent little blog post by a female data analyst about how her text messaging changed when her boyfriend became her husband
::: simongerman600

Finding Alice
::: Dilbert

Python Environment
::: xkcd

Use simple algorithms
::: RichRogersIoT

In questi giorni Twitter è tossico. Buona parte delle opinioni calcistiche che leggo mi fa passare la voglia di starci
::: 1ossimoro

A day in the life of an engineering manager
::: laparisa

You have successfully explained “blockchain technology” to someone when
::: manisha72617183

Basic Statistics
::: BasicStatistics

cit. & loll – 93

Anche quando è festa la rassegna arriva puntuale! efficiente me 😋

E le caramelle gommose alla frutta a forma di “like” vuoi non averle!?
::: HackInBo

I’ve definitely worked myself out of a job at least twice
::: bitemyapp

Cat purr genrator
::: Gianlucadfiore

Developer-facing quality is a completely different thing from end-user facing quality, and is usually more important
::: RichRogersIoT

1 hour and 5 diagrams later I optimized 100 lines of code that ran in 13 seconds to 20 lines of heavily vectorized code that runs in 0.02 seconds, and this might just be the best day of my life, so far
::: karpathy

Over my career, my ability to spot errors has improved more than my ability to prevent errors
::: JohnDCook

A true million dollar idea!
::: GiveMeInternet

The key lasting innovation of GitHub/GitLab/etc. might end up being having taught code review to a generation of developers
::: zacchiro

Time flies
::: lizardbill

The Long Journey of Elon Musk
::: Abstruse Goose

Good engineers first understand the ‘why’ & the ‘what’
::: RichRogersIoT

Been chatting to my wife while twitter was down
::: Redpeter99

Yes, AI will create new jobs
::: evgenymorozov

And the sequel: “Undefined Behavior: NaN”
::: peterseibel

The day after tomorrow
::: RichRogersIoT

Which form of OO reuse is most common?
::: RichRogersIoT

The tautological clock sounds like a joke, but it has a precise mathematical background
OK, ma messo qui perché lollosassay 😁
::: Rainmaker1973

“We built this app in 30 minutes with no code.”
::: bketelsen

Zach found an old copy of Ted Nelson’s Computer Lib
::: matthewseiji

All my software projects will have
::: RichRogersIoT

Folks who left tech
::: jesslynnrose

Free drink for coders
::: Rainmaker1973

Tabs vs spaces is nothing. This is the real debate
::: burkeholland

Iteration 💜 Recursion = a match made in heaven… or, you know, #javascript #jsheroes
::: iza_biro

In programming (and in life) there are many ways to achieve a result. Having multiple alternatives is always a good thing, but you really need a compelling reason to deviate from the “standard path” and often this is not the case
::: mariofusco

Avec une petite touche musicale à la fin, merci Charles et Marie Antoinette
uh! come Julia
::: AmelieBenoit33

If you want to kill any idea in the world
::: RichRogersIoT

Over the years I’ve started to prefer code that is boring but easy to understand
::: youyuxi

A stronger type system prevents bugs. But advanced type checkers themselves have bugs
::: TheMichaelBurge

Thing I’m still adjusting to in Haskell: That moment where all your types agree in your editor, you compile in GHC, and suddenly your program does EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANTED
io ci devo ancora arrivare
::: fuzzcat

The central philosophical question of our time
::: KarlreMarks

Inspiration usually comes during work
::: JohnDCook

Writing the code is the easy part
::: xKaliSec

Listening to pro/contra Bitcoin debates in 2018 is so boring, once you have reached a certain level of objective knowledge (not even opinions) the counter arguments sound so dumb and just factually wrong. There are some good arguments but you never hear them there
::: hasufl

you can say anything as long as you put the right emoji next to it
::: kanyewest

I’ve always had a desire to do things people wouldn’t even think to do
::: kanyewest

What five words best describe programming?
::: abstractionscon ::: search?

Maurizio #Cattelan si fa sponsorizzare la fronte. Si prospettano incredibili possibilità per l’advertising sui calvi
::: SergioGridelli

Code is like humor
::: CodeWisdom

I’m a theorist. I invent equations and then despair over my inability to solve them
non riguarda i ‘puters ma è OK
::: wallingf

An algorithm is just someone’s opinion put in code
::: JennaMC_Laugh

Identify what is wrong with these pictures
::: AaronToponce

Happy bday to Larry Tesler, inventor of “copy-paste”

First you learn the value of abstraction
::: RichRogersIoT

cit. & loll – 92

Ecco la nuova rassegna cit.osa e lollosa come sempre 😋

You are smart enough to be a software developer
::: aprilwensel

Know how to learn
::: CodeWisdom

X: I’m looking for some advice to improve our business. Can you help?
::: swardley

The plural of ‘anecdote’
::: SecureSamurai

It’s painful watching (most) Senators talk about technology
::: Anthony

Twitter doesn’t get better than this
::: laurenduca

::: Mr_Berman

Yet another reason to use R instead of Python
::: darinself

Quelli che tengono 20 account fake su twitter
::: Genjuro75

in general zuck says
::: emenietti

That moment when you give somebody a full solution to a problem on Stack Overflow and instantly regret it
non concordo ma riporto
::: _Tomalak

Rich Rogers

My brain now consistently disambiguates an isolated occurrence of the word “transformer” as “syntax transformer”
::: lexi_lambda

Privacy, il #Congresso americano interroga #Zuckerberg
::: Kotiomkin

Before you switch a developer from one task to another
::: RichRogersIoT

“AI will fix this”
::: rcalo

When someone says: ‘I want a programming language in which I need only say what I wish done’
::: CompSciFact

due to the current state of computers and software
::: albertomoss

If you really want to do something
::: RichRogersIoT

Sorry, I haven’t been on Twitter in a while
::: colmtobin

So #Zuckerberg says that they delete data once you delete it
::: maxschrems

A sysop, according to Google
::: marcelsalathe

Programs, like people, get old
::: AgileFortune

Nel curriculum del cugino ci sta scritto
::: glipari

when you’re reminded you wrote the world’s biggest social network in PHP
::: iamdevloper

Keep your code absolutely simple
::: CodeWisdom

Questo è veramente un commento rude
::: thek3nger

The 1990s saw a boom in internet metaphors like “superhighways” “global villages,” “infobahns”
::: manisha72617183

1980: “I bet there will be flying cars in the future”
::: ViciousVish

Right click on a website and choose Inspect (Element)
::: peteruhnak

#LifeGoals #BeLikeElon
::: Scribbles646

::: ushihito

Yesterday, in a tweet, we poked fun at the #PHP programming language
::: TheRegister

machine learning blockchain blockchain
::: aloria

Lovely haskell-jp logo
::: volothamp

How to move all your friends to another messaging app (such as Telegram, Signal, Wire)
::: volothamp

Firefox and Firefox Nightly
::: TacoPhox

The log file at the beginning of the universe
::: climagic

Last century electricity disrupted every single industrial vertical. This century AI will do the same
::: RichRogersIoT

Is Carnegie Mellon heaven?
::: justinesherry

Everything I know about programming I’ve learned because I wanted to plot something or help others plot something
::: thomasp85

i can’t quite believe this is a real product
::: iximeow

The best programmers are self-motivated: just give them an opportunity to rock & stay out of the way
::: RichRogersIoT

My friends, expecting a beautiful high resolution image taken by a professional astrophotographer: So Anna, what does that star you study actually look like?
::: AnnaGHughes

::: Beppe Beppetti

Smart team
::: RichRogersIoT

Always wanted to travel back in time to try fighting a younger version of yourself?
::: RichRogersIoT

won the best paper award @programmingconf ! #prog18
::: didierverna

Nothing seems so easy as another engineer’s problem
::: mattie

For real: I believe the odds of Zuckerberg actually being a robot are very, very low
::: xiann

During the twilight years of this century, I believe humans will be unrecognizable from what they are today. Humans will take flight and soar
::: TEDTalks

::: Flizzar

how’s your day going?
::: porges

The internet is the best school ever created
::: RichRogersIoT

A perfect programming language should have
::: TheMichaelBurge

It’s surprising to realize that it doesn’t exist any death/trash metal band called NullPointerException
::: mariofusco

A user interface should be so simple
::: CodeWisdom

functions, how to
::: pasiphae_goals

tfw a rubyist learns Haskell
il guaio è che è sensato
::: mattoflambda

The aim of logic programming is to provide the programmer with techniques for decomposing a problem into two separate problems
::: SICPQuotes

Tip of the Day™: Tape a small mirror over your webcam
::: mikkotweets2013

::: marcelsalathe

::: DepressedDarth

The more I learn about the open source community
::: dloss

Myth (?): if you feel blocked or stuck, the project is too hard
uh! ne ho parlato più volte per me; scopro che vale anche per altri 😁
::: impossibus

Where did you acquire your knowledge of the Unix? A magical fountain?
::: climagic

Cleaning out my browser cookies and logins after a visit to #Facebook
::: vboykis

So you’ve deleted your Facebook account. Now what?
::: sehnaoui

If you torture data sufficiently
::: RichRogersIoT

i feel *extremely* seen
::: hatwell

Quantum computing simplifies #lisp programming
::: didierverna

Code is not just a conversation between you and the machine
::: manisha72617183