Category Archives: cit. & loll

cit. & loll – 31

Giovedì e allora… ecco 😊

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Ils sont où les tests ?
::: CommitStrip

This is my new favorite comic
::: ml_barnett

Tu sei bravo con i software. Sei portato naturalmente. Come fai?
::: grostein

I like this story
::: ThePracticalDev

Software reuse is more like an organ transplant than snapping together Lego blocks
::: CompSciFact

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New Donald Trump programming language seeks to make programming great again
::: Functionalworks

Your software architecture when you started the project…
::: ico_TC

If you watch a video of a tree falling in a forest and it doesn’t make a sound
misteryousassay, anzi di più 👽
::: SwiftOnSecurity

Dopo gli ultimi attacchi #hacker sembra sia stata bandita la password 123456 dagli enti pubblici
::: Genjuro75

Farsi deridere in tutto il mondo
::: fabiochiusi

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Engineers On Google’s Self-Driving Car Project Were Paid So Much That They Quit
da noi una cosa simile non si usa, mai 😀
::: Slashdot

Old Gold
vechia ma sempre bella 😜
::: 9GAGTweets

Human projection on the future of artificial intelligence uptake
::: EricTopol

Cards Against Developers
::: ThePracticalDev

Size matters
::: mpietropoli

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Modern Software Development
::: manisha72617183

Chissà, magari un fax
::: Didonezombie

It’s so hard to use
::: CompSciFact

Declared my income tax for 2016 today
::: TaaviRoivas

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cit. & loll – 30

Post corto che i ‘mericani pensa a Donald J (J sta per Silvio) 😜

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Tried to make a joke about integers
::: codepo8

This just happened?
::: scottrudy

Yes, much more sense!
::: Flavio_MfM

Dad, what was the internet like in 1999?
::: codinghorror

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Spotted on a T-shirt
::: jakevdp

Finalmente la RTTY (radiotelescrivente) funziona
::: Facebook

I put my new networking zine online so you can read it!
::: b0rk

Being wrong on the internet is the best way to learn
::: amasad

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Lo so, anche io sto dando il mio contributo a farmi profilare…
::: nesistweets

It’s been a year since I switched from multiple 22” 1080p monitors to a single 43” 2160p
::: TomNomNom

I’m not sure I am smart enough
::: wallingf

are so 1980s!
::: whitequark

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cit. & loll – 29

Anche se la gente pensa ad altro ultimamente 😡 preoccupati? Ma intanto ecco che arriva 😄

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when testers touch your code
::: vikkio88

bisogna farsi tracciare #privacy
::: Flavio_MfM

Rules of Optimization
::: CodeWisdom

Why I Switch From [Language_1] to [Language_2]
😊 però nessuno rispetta più le colonne del Fortran classico (dalle origini al 77 compreso) 😊
::: DEV

spacciatori di template ne abbiamo?
::: zenfunkpanda

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When do you start your work day?
::: ThePracticalDev

The LMI Logo
storia, bello, verrebbe voglia di copiarlo e farlo proprio
::: RainerJoswig

Is everybody okay with the fact that we are turning #Javascript into #Java?
::: Alexintosh

Non Sequitur
::: GoComics

Google cofounder Sergey Brin at SFO protest: “I’m here because I’m a refugee.”
::: RMac18

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Dopo aver letto questi dati, il presidente Trump ha firmato l’ordine esecutivo “Un futon (obbligatorio) per ogni americano”
::: Facebook

#resistance is very important without resistors your computer breaks and bad things happen so remember to always #resist
::: computerfact

Clarifying dirty code today
::: Symbo1ics

Have the last word
::: UnixToolTip

OK, this is going too far
::: blekhman

Scrive per sbaglio “Incluso nel prezzo” su una pagina del sito
::: lercionotizie

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cit. & loll – 28

Periodo 😯 🌺 ❤️ emojicoso 🚀 😄 🌷 ma poi mi passa 😜; intanto ecco qua…

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“We have very big yaks, at Mozilla”
::: SimonSapin

Vi giuro che ho appena ricevuto un fax con un hyperlink
::: Biondainrosa

Everyone around the world giving and receiving answers to each other’s
::: drob

reminder: when choosing between “argue with randos on the Internet” and “go create stuff”
::: codinghorror

Print this out for your protest signs
::: girlziplocked

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E questi sarebbero i numeri di una emergenza?
::: fabiochiusi

I’m not old, and ♥️ emacs. Just avoid the spiral
::: nnja

La presentazione più bella di sempre: “I was a lot more interesting before I started programming.” 😀 😀 😀
::: Michael Chavinda

some blogging principles I use
già detto che Julia rockz? I la lovvo, assay 😀
::: b0rk

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Just a robot riding a bicycle
::: ValaAfshar

Perhaps the most important principle for the good algorithm designer
::: MIT_CSAIL

Enabling #javascript
::: arialdomartini

Three surprises with bc
post vecchio ma mi piace l’argomento
::: John D. Cook

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I started the name of a procedure with GoTo in honor of the C=64
::: evilripper

se è facile approfittane
::: medeoTL

We’re in dire need of a word for this
::: ValaAfshar

Teaching Python to my kid’s class but it’s a sick ward in here, ugh
da leggere tutta la catena
::: johnregehr

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Ah! dimenticavo ho fatto qualche modifica allo script degli emoji.

cit. & loll – 27

Oggi come un fiume in piena, ecco qua 😀

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My talk on Python best practices is now outdated
::: keleshev

Geek girl or photoshop? 😂
::: evilripper

‘Hardware eventually fails. Software eventually works.
::: CompSciFact

Programming Wisdom
::: CodeWisdom

Petit jeu des 10 ans de l’iPhone
::: CommitStrip

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Bug fixing
::: evilripper

Some people just have no respect for tradition
::: ehud

Glad that all programming languages have flaws
da citare spesso, quasi sempre 😀
::: keleshev

I really hope that this a typo. Should consider carefully
::: Shawpsych

Debugging code
::: slashdot

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#coderdojo in corso
::: Micio1970 ::: fescarr

Good luck to my PHIL30043 students—may Church’s spirit be with you and your recursive functions
::: consequently

Extracted a Toyota car
::: LinuxTecGeeks

Make types great again
::: pandamonial

#linux inside #debian
::: radhios

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How malware bypassing anti-viruses work
::: malwareunicorn

Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller
::: GoComics

10 minuti di lavoro su Windows spiegano la follia omicida
::: lopo

identify -format %k [image] # Count unique colors in an image
::: climagic

Affidarsi agli algoritmi is the new affidarsi a Dio
::: Iddio

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Maybe floating point should be an advanced lang feature
::: gclaramunt

Can everyone read the code on the slide?
::: gfixler

#blockchain
::: timpastoor

FAQ
::: Google+

what i would love to have in linux/X as a desktop widget
uh! anch’io
::: mntmn

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Manca la corrente!
::: dcavedon

This is exactly why I gave up trying to learn Dutch
::: mistersql

L’ISIS minaccia
::: IsisMinaccia

Evolution of desk
::: tecmint

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I decided to use first and rest this semester instead of car and cdr
::: wallingf

I don’t often want to charge my phone and use headphones at the same time
::: mattmight

This is the best argument against superintelligent AI I’ve ever read
::: mims

Ho disinstallato Pokemon Go
::: evilripper

Il momento della ricerca della parola giusta per non superare i 140 caratteri
BB vi conviene seguirlo –avvisati nèh! 😀
::: BeppeBeppetti

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The best theory is inspired by practice. The best practice is inspired by theory
::: CompSciFact

Voice Commands
Dvorak no ma tastiere strane tante, con panico; Apollo aveva il tastierino a sinistra perché alla destra c’è il mouse
::: xkcd

Programming languages, like pizzas, come in only too sizes
::: CodeWisdom

Me, to my 9-year-old: “And now for an important lesson in software engineering…”
::: bcantrill

number of computers
::: computerfact

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cit. & loll – 26

Che freddo! ma ecco la rassegna, fresca —ettipareva!— di giornata –o quasi 😀

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The chicken or the egg causality dilemma
::: MrDataScience

The most important word in the design of a programming language
::: dgregor79

Give someone a program, you frustrate them for a day
::: MIT_CSAIL

Different Types of Engineers
OK, loll 😆
::: Fake Science

PHP (ma non è vero)
::: evilripper

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Data storage circa 1940s
::: ValaAfshar

Taking a screenshot in 1983
sì, fatto anch’io
::: historyinmoment

Did you know you can tell if someone is a programmer simply by saying
::: abt_programming

So much good Racket stuff, esp. the doc
::: wallingf

Inefficient proof that 2017 is prime
::: SciPyTip

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The first ever webpage
::: ThePracticalDev

And now you have 2 problems
::: leppie

WikiLeaks / BuzzFeed
::: mtracey

By the end of Trump’s presidency, tweeting in lowercase letters
::: evgenymorozov

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FUNNY & TRUE! The number of people predicting the death of Moore’s Law doubles every 18 months
::: JimHarris

Theory: Tweets with typos are more likely to have high engagement
::: peterseibel

OMG IT FINALLY HAPPENED! THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG
::: sauro

now I know about pernicious, odious, and evil numbers too!
::: johnregehr

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cit. & loll – 25

Anno nuovo dove continua la nuova tradizione, ecco qua 😀

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That’s what I tried telling the Judge years ago but it didn’t work
::: kevinmitnick

The Zen of Haskell
::: reddit

Halve the character limit to 70
::: ejenk

Errors
::: CodeWisdom

Awh yeah
::: mjg59 ::: spectrumgomas

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In 2017, we will render the page
::: ThePracticalDev

Sto usando uno smartphone da mercatino antiquariato
::: elihh3

These flying animal robots are real and magnificent
::: Rainmaker1973

Dilemme de codeur #10 – La Timesheet
::: CommitStrip

12 years ago today Facebook had 1 million users. Today it has 1.79 billion
::: MIT_CSAIL

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asking good questions
::: b0rk

Me, all I know about “fake news” I learned from Plato
::: evgenymorozov

leap second bug: got a robocall tonight saying my kid is absent from school
::: johnregehr

if you have something really important, write it out and have it delivered by courier, the old-fashioned way
::: fabiochiusi

Il campo di battaglia è Internet perché delle regole già esistono per giornali e televisioni
::: fabiochiusi

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The Horror
::: deadlypanel

John McCarthy in 1967
::: RainerJoswig ::: RainerJoswig ::: RainerJoswig ::: RainerJoswig

Marvin Minsky: ‘Anyone could learn Lisp in one day, except that if they already knew Fortran, it would take three days.’
::: RainerJoswig

A friend at CERN was telling me he’d like to work somewhere
::: tdhopper ::: marcodelmastro

The only time engineers resist changing software
::: peterseibel

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Imitate. Assimilate. Innovate
::: CompSciFact

Ora il M5S deve a me, ed a tutte le persone che sono state insultate perchè indagate, delle scuse pubbliche
::: ilariacapua

telefono, istruzioni per l’uso
::: TomNomNom

Raga, dobbiamo definire delle priorità!
::: madbob

1. Pick a stronger password
::: Xof

Hypponen’s law
::: mikko

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cit. & loll – 24

Prima che mi dimentichi (sapete la memoria, la mia) buon anno; intanto ecco…

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A succinct summary of modern software development
::: Symbo1ics

In times of hate, love is a revolution
::: Snowden

Terminal forever ❤
hey c’est moi !
::: CommitStrip

cause this is what we needed
::: gdh12112

Recursion
::: spectrumgomas

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Poletti
::: Pinperepette

a Fibonacci year is the one where each subsequent day
::: astarasikov

Surely it’s never too early to start using Emacs
::: samaaron

Archillect
::: archillect

Just when you think you’re sufficiently horrified
::: kjhealy

My new year resolution: impure partial untyped imperative programming
::: rightfold

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This tiny origami robot can self-fold and complete tasks
::: verge

Asking someone to write a ‘not equals’ sign can be quite revealing
::: JohnLaTwC

esiste una API per i #Pokemon
::: madbob

JavaScript
scontata 😳
::: freeuniverser

Stay Hungry. Stay Foolish.
::: evilripper

@Iddio a parte la pace nel mondo, vorrei
::: dylettama

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cit. & loll – 23

Ieri (OOPS! anche adesso, di nuovo) WordPress era in manutenzione poi è quasi Natale e –OK, rassegna breve (e non sono tanto bravo con le giustificazioni) 😉

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I like this. A shell analog of cdr, cddr, cdddr, etc. #lisp #bash
::: MartensJD

while (at(“holiday party”)) {
::: ThePracticalDev

IIS vs Apache
::: nixcraft

IT roles explained with a broken light bulb
::: arialdomartini

What’s your favorite stupid joke?
::: Quora

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Your buggy site doesn’t work
::: lizardbill

There are only two hard problems in distributed systems
::: mathiasverraes

I still wonder how come most devs I know advocate Open Source
::: WebReflection

Make it snow in your terminal. In case you don’t have pv or perl. Also, explains the last command
::: climagic ::: climagic ::: climagic

Something that only exists in a fantasy world
::: wallingf

Manifestement cet éleveur de poules utilise #debian
::: poroot

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WordPress continua a non funzionare :mrgreen:

cit. & loll – 22

Chissà se con tutto questo freddo e umido ce la faccio a dirvi cosa c’è di lolloso e cosa ho sentito? OK, ci provo 😀

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State sazi, state lucidi!
::: omaronnis

Non Sequitur
::: GoComics

The Visual 6502
::: f_126_ck

Project Management
::: ThePracticalDev

Was? Du verwendest noch immer kein Windows 10?
Come, continui a non usare Windoze 10?
::: MicrosoftAT

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Stephen Hawking: This will be the impact of automation and AI on jobs
::: wef

Dynamic languages
::: raichoo

Static, nonreconfigurable silicon is going to look archaic in a few years
::: Symbo1ics

Il #renzibis lo paragono alla mia situazione, quando scrivendo del codice che non compila
::: f_126_ck

So far behind on email
la migliore di sempre 😀
::: lizardbill

t2

retweet if your first IDE was blue
::: jcsrb

Fantozzi è diventato un meme virale sulla programmazione
::: evilripper

I made this handy visual aid for teaching new developers
::: Nick_Craver

Nobody actually creates perfect code the first time around
::: ThePracticalDev

Most mathematical problem statement
non so se siete d’accordo con me, cioè con John
::: John D. Cook

verdini

Ringing the opening bell this morning!
::: JWhitehurst

Remember a week ago when I said it was time to learn about JavaScript?
::: wirelessmouse

How to write SOLID code that doesn’t suck
::: DEV

comment: “you’re not expected to understand this”
::: b0rk

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One of the best programming skills you can have is knowing
::: ThePracticalDev

Created a new section in the company library today
il Practical è uno dei migliori in assoluto
::: peterseibel

when your superscripts have subscripts that have superscripts that have subscripts
::: lexi_lambda

Some people were confused by my tweet stating that ed is the standard editor
::: rob_pike

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