Category Archives: cit. & loll

cit. & loll – 87

Puntuale come sempre arriva la rassegna. Sempre più —uh! PI – π 💥👽

One of the great mistakes is to judge policies and programs
::: MiltonFriedmanQ

::: RichRogersIoT

The three most common programming errors are
::: RichRogersIoT

So how’s long until @Twitter starts injecting Tweets because “4 people you follow bookmarked this Tweet”?
::: peterseibel

When you design a nice UI but you overestimated the user
::: MalwareTechBlog

Program in C
::: bhilburn

::: ismonkeyuser

Shiver in awe. In 1991, a prime number P was found, with 6400 digits, that is composed of all 9s except one 8
::: pickover ::: mpopp75

Recognize the early stages of infosec
::: hacks4pancakes

Remember: It’s not the documentation that needs to be in sync
::: RichRogersIoT

Having a bad day

Programmers don’t burn out on hard work
::: RichRogersIoT

In this time, we have ONE CHAT APPLICATION using more RAM than all my dev environment tools combined
::: thek3nger

Did my pilgrimage to 1265 Borregas Avenue, Sunnyvale
::: mikko

Objects are data with functions
::: CompSciFact

are your hex constants stale? passé? wikipedia is there for you
sono in meeting con me per decidere quali adottare – trovato 0x4B1D forbid’denm 0xABAD1DEA bad idea e, ovviamente, 0xB16B00B5 big boobs
::: johnregehr

I don’t want to brag but my professor jokes are as good as my dad jokes
::: johnregehr

Job interview
::: _youhadonejob1

Advice to my younger self
::: ValaAfshar

Code as if the person who’s going to end up maintaining your software
::: gvwilson ::: JikkuJose

Understand well as I may
::: CodeWisdom

The hardest problem in computer science
::: CompSciFact

Humans are allergic to change
::: CodeWisdom

Code is easy
::: RichRogersIoT

As a programmer, never underestimate your ability
::: RichRogersIoT

Vedi gente in treno preparare slide piene di testo e su modellino PowerPoint #epoimuori
::: suxsonica

Software is just like a pinball machine
::: manisha72617183

“Modern C++” feels just like Python
::: YossiKreinin

I must modify some old code and I found this
::: evilripper

specifiche tecniche del progetto
::: madbob

Programming: when the ideas
::: CodeWisdom

You don’t manage people
::: RichRogersIoT

Two factor authentication
::: EnglishRussia1

Two nice things about Go
#:linguaggi di programmazione
::: hoelzro

I love Scala because manually specifying types everywhere generates huge PRs which make me feel very productive, and the hour long compile times give me lots of time to drink coffee and stretch my legs
::: jdegoes

Dat face me make when me monster friends want to hang out
::: MeCookieMonster

He did something impossible
::: wallingf

I love this slide
::: goinggodotnet

Ma come ha fatto Linux, con una così scarsa organizzazione, a diffondersi così tanto???
::: madbob

Simple can be harder than complex
::: RichRogersIoT

You’d think devs would be laser-focused on finding better methods, because nobody is going to keep paying the actual costs of building software today
::: Symbo1ics

(a volte il maiuscolo è OK)
::: JillWetzler

If you want to conquer fear
::: valuablequottes

I’m starting to think that hacking isn’t about tech skill
::: hizeena

The pace of change in CS
::: YossiKreinin

J’ai attendu tellement longtemps à l’arrêt de bus
::: juldanjou

Non scorderò mai ciò che mi diceva sempre mio nonno quando ero piccolo
::: Santas_Official

finally, a monitor that will fit the entire name of my Java classes
::: t045tbr0t

What data structure would you use to hold an arbitrary amount of objects if retrieval is not an issue?
::: TheMichaelBurge

You may not have known that you needed to see emperor penguins investigating a camera they found, but here you go
::: imrankhan

Eye test for designers
::: cbee

Bruce Willis answers the web’s most searched questions

We found a 5000 digit prime that looks like the Fermat’s Library logo =) Here’s the number if you want to test its primality
::: fermatslibrary

Il tweet più intelligente
::: BrambillaLuca

Me: What’s the wifi password?
::: stephenjmolloy

I keep seeing that one comic around about Never Interrupt A Developer, and I couldn’t really relate, so I redrew it to reflect my experiences
sempre più bello 😁
::: AnneLoVerso

The most precious thing you can ask from others is not their money
::: venkat_s

HTTP simply explained: It’s like the bat signal
::: manisha72617183

It’s really great when you switch to a new programming language, especially when you’ve been coding in one language for some time
::: AdinoyiSadiq

TIL android saves videos in a 3gp format nobody is happy about and nobody needed. I cannot share with non android too without converting first losing quality
::: WebReflection

This is disgusting. That this is even possible is disgusting. That society readily accepts this is disgusting
::: maryellenmurr ::: existentialcoms

Get used to being instrumented, kid
::: WeldPond

Likewise, two people working at one machine? Ludicrous!
::: tottinge

If it’s a good idea, go ahead and do it
::: CodeWisdom

Not only are programming languages different tools for different jobs
::: manisha72617183

Titles don’t matter
::: RichRogersIoT

Great benefits of buying from Apple Ford
::: MartensJD

There are no good engineers who
::: sophaskins

You’re never more than 2 clicks away from something awful
::: lizardbill

A code base isn’t a thing we build, it’s a place we live
::: RichRogersIoT

By the time it’s obvious that you need to change, it’s usually too late
::: RichRogersIoT


cit. & loll – 86

Basta parlare delle elezioni, c’è di meglio (o meno peggio) qui 😋

What was your first coding environment setup for?
::: SaraJChipps

Quando pubblicano il tuo tweet sul @Corriere , sei ad un millimetro dalla celebrità
::: RudyZerbi

Rather than teach everyone to code, let’s teach them to think
::: RichRogersIoT

Does Liquid Haskell evaporate
::: danclien

Less than 20 years to go before 32-bit epochtime runs out. Make plans!
::: climagic

If you don’t actively fight for simplicity in software
::: RichRogersIoT

So Bill Gates uses tabs
::: Nick_Craver

A sample list of “bad programmers”
::: LiaSae

Il lavoro dovrebbe essere una grande gioia ed è ancora per molti tormento, tormento di non averlo, tormento di fare un lavoro che non serva, non giovi a un nobile scopo
::: Antonio79B

Ma i cosiddetti nativi digitali che ti fanno domande e controdomande
::: fulcorno

I keep telling people “programming is understanding” – the computer is a machine that tests if your ideas are correct
::: joeerl

Pinning my personal Twitter etiquette for clarity’s sake
::: LiaSae

Promemoria per me stesso. Prima di un retweet controllare la notizia
::: medeoTL

A senior programmer is
::: slava_pestov

Un ragazzo inglese di 23 anni ha investito 20€ in bitcoin 5 anni fa
::: sempreciro

Woods’ Theorem: As the complexity of a system increases
::: CompSciFact

Have you ever wondered that the person maintaining your code
::: manisha72617183

Vado a svuotare il cestino di windows
::: blunoneuncolore

New favorite ad
::: nolimits

If I don’t have time to write the tests, I don’t have time to write the code
::: wallingf

Owura Kwadwo Hottish, 33 anni, professore di informatica in Ghana. Che spiega ai suoi allievi come funziona il computer, senza averne nemmeno uno
::: NiccoloZancan

When the ecosystem stops rewarding complexity
::: JohnDCook

Laws of Software Development
::: RichRogersIoT

True Nerd
::: Paynota

2 goals for software leads
::: RichRogersIoT

Remy’s Law of Requirements
::: apolloclark

Innovation is a bottoms-up, decentralized, and unpredictable thing, but
::: RichRogersIoT

Quando c’erano i blog capivi di avere a che fare con un over 60 nei commenti perché si firmava con nome e cognome e lasciava numero telefonino
::: fabrizio_sitzia

Dobbiamo organizzare un evento con tutte le community open in Italia!
::: madbob

Give it a try
::: CodeWisdom

In a start-up
::: RichRogersIoT

I miei terminali mi danno sempre grosse soddisfazioni all’accensione
::: fgfoto

Good programmers don’t have a favorite language
::: alicegoldfuss

There’s no silver bullet in security
::: manisha72617183

The longer I write code for a living
::: moishel

As a polyglot programmer for many years now
::: lexi_lambda

Don’t worry about people stealing your ideas
::: RichRogersIoT

Understanding Design Feedback
::: gwestr

Bring sheep indoors, and they’re labeled as cats
::: srchvrs

DEVS: documentation isn’t important! also it’s easy!
::: arshia__

More highly applicable business wisdom from my kids K-5 school
::: peterseibel

A paradox requiring no words
::: jakevdp

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you
::: dadtellsjokes

Gotta be more careful about the reading material I leave lying around
::: jacquesgt

This is the codebase? Leave it to me, I’ll dive right in and refact-
::: trannosaurusma

What “multitasking” looks like
::: BrandonMathis

I use five operating systems, three desktop and two mobile
::: JohnDCook

We need to stop calling things “smart” devices
::: funnymonkey

Oh! They got this all screwed up
::: r_Buttcoin

what an incredible drawing
::: danhett

::: RichRogersIoT

Hold my sake!
::: khaxan

::: ballance

The next best thing to having good ideas is recognising good ideas
::: CodeWisdom

It’s not that I am so smart
::: RichRogersIoT

cit. & loll – 85

Intanto che influisco e raffreddisco (lamentandomi, ovviamente) ecco cosa ho trovato di cit.oso e lolloso 😋

Big companies don’t innovate
::: RichRogersIoT

Design principles
::: CompSciFact

::: nixcraft

Do the most important thing
::: RichRogersIoT

You need the right people with you
::: RichRogersIoT

Obama is deleting Twitter accounts!
::: ucla_007

Every great developer you know
::: CodeWisdom

I’d buy it if cat was included
::: _pronto_

If you think it’s simple
::: CodeWisdom

You’ve passed the first hurdle in a reverse Turing test
::: lizardbill

I visited a coffee shop where the password was wedonthavewifi
::: estherschindler

This is my new favorite emoji
::: emi1ypi

The pursuit of beautiful code can be detrimental to your project
::: amasad

fair to say “kids with phones” has been a mixed bag
::: johnregehr

Come again?
::: FeatherOrNot

Scegli la foto
come esempio di cosa si trova sui social-cosi, la politica non c’entra, nèh!
::: mixmic76

::: tecmint

Apparently the IBM vs. SCO case is still going
::: TheMichaelBurge

Animated login avatar
::: fffabs

Being idealistic really helps
::: CodeWisdom

When the person who stocks the #RaspberryPi magazines at the local supermarket doesn’t know what a Raspberry Pi is
::: randal_olson

For as long as I am working
::: lizardbill

Who is scared of category theory and mathematics?
::: dzingars ::: lambdanis

Millions of banned Russian bots protesting in the street at @Twitter HQ this morning
::: jef_poskanzer

::: jynus

The difference between successful people & very successful people
::: RichRogersIoT

Same every night, take over world
::: risknc

::: boostap

No – Old thing should work as before and not be broken by upgrades. New things can have entirely different behaviour
::: joeerl


No the web is *totally* broken
::: joeerl

I think we should learn to build small programs that are correct and we can understand before we build big programs
::: joeerl

Programming is not all about math … but when you can use math
::: PhilipWadler

StackOverflow appears to be down. Sit back and watch the global slump in software developer productivity
::: CoolSWEng

Y’all I’m dying, Manafort created an incriminating paper trail because he needed someone to help him convert a Word doc to PDF
::: TheViewFromLL2

Most people who graduate with CS degrees don’t understand the significance of Lisp
::: thelittlelisper

Types make you more productive because the type annotations count as extra lines of code
::: TheMichaelBurge

“Merging Pull Requests without review” Giotto, 1306
::: gglanzani

I’m going to write a regex book
::: lizardbill

what people think programming is vs. how it actually is
::: racoconn

Code comments
::: RichRogersIoT

fun fact: there’s a Twitter bot that just tweets programming articles with the prefix “CAT HACKER: “
::: b0rk

Almost all Americans own a smartphone or a computer
::: TheStoicEmperor

Haskell is
::: CodeWisdom

I have a new favorite wikipedia page
cosa non si trova ontehtoobz — scorrere tutto il thread
::: johnregehr

solo | team
::: RichRogersIoT

I can jump from JavaScript to Golang no problem but from Python to Go I start writing in some hybrid language
::: amasad

Nobody’s going to crack my new password
::: TychoTithonus

cit. & loll – 84

Uh! merco–arriva, ecco qui 💥

Very good, Google
::: marcelsalathe

Isn’t there a power cord you can pull out?
::: joeerl

The concept of “moving a programming language forward” is fundamentally broken
::: joshbloch

Some of the absolute worst code is written by very smart and capable engineers
::: jagthedrummer

Monads are not hard; they are not easy
::: manisha72617183

The Best Linux Blog In the Unixverse
::: nixcraft

When I become truly convinced there’s a bug in the compiler
::: RichRogersIoT

Programming’s a lot easier
::: JohnDCook

backups are for people who believe
::: sadserver

the best minds of my generation are thinking about how to make people click ads
::: emenietti

OOP is easy
::: ryyppy

AR + video gaming + rock climbing takes it to another level
::: ThamKhaiMeng

My hobby: turning tricky code into novels
::: rygorous

Wow… that’s the first time I’ve ever had a referee recommend
::: jakevdp

Think complex, speak simple
::: RichRogersIoT

Lisp is a recognition that whoever designed the language doesn’t know what problems you’d want to solve with it; so you may want to change the language
::: ghoseb

Dispatch from an alternate reality
::: f_borretti

stories like this make me so happy
me too 😁
::: b0rk

If the first thing I notice at a house party is a lispm keyboard
::: Symbo1ics

the sysadmin’s bashrc of nowadays
::: arthurguimaraez

The internet is just a series of tubes
::: copumpkin ::: TheMichaelBurge ::: plt_dril

I wish AI was more “this technique works well for these kinds of problems”
::: andreasfrom

It’s so nice to work in an environment where you are comfortable admitting that you don’t understand or know something
::: jessfraz

John Mashey, 1982: “There is a tremendous need…
::: Symbo1ics

più veloce!
::: climagic

Leadership is the art of
::: RichRogersIoT

Bad programmers worry about the code
::: RichRogersIoT

In each and every relevant tweet that’s touching a sensitive topic
::: AleResnik

Observation: software development is like stand up comedy
::: manisha72617183

So I noticed you showed @scratch jr to your friend
::: ehud

Finnish military secret weapon
::: nixcraft

If I were designing a language with precedence, I would seriously consider making suspicious spacing a compile-time error
idea più seria di quanto sembri; io la uso per chiarezza con l’elevazione a potenza
::: TheMichaelBurge

The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong
::: CodeWisdom

So finally I had to have THE TALK with the kid
::: ehud

If you could go back in time 20 years and tell your past self one thing, what do you think would blow their mind the most?
::: lizardbill

Random thought: Perhaps humanity would be more functional if we weren’t so object-oriented
::: manisha72617183

Fixing the API by documenting correct use
::: AirspeedSwift

Me: I think Haskell people are fond of masquerade balls since they like anonymous functions
::: manisha72617183

Anyone who thinks gamers invented “I can’t stop until I reach a save point”
::: ranarama

I got 99 tabs but I generally know where things are
::: lulu_cheng

Programming is like
::: manisha72617183

I mean I’ve been bored at work but this can’t be topped
::: JordanRutledge

::: TheMichaelBurge

Dazed Jeff Bezos Realizes He Spent Entire Conversation
loll, nèh!
::: TheOnion

There will be two types of political candidates
::: marcelsalathe

Python Robots
::: {}

TFW someone asks you for a copy of a module you wrote 20 years ago and you realize even if you find it and it could be made to work with modern Python it’s probably on a floppy disk and you won’t have a way to read it off the media
::: doughellmann

Code is like poetry
::: MetaThis

A team is not a group of people that work together
::: RichRogersIoT

Western Australia, qui accettano carte di credito persino alle macchinette del caffè per strada (sul serio eh)
::: gignico

Il marketplace di Facebook regala molte soddisfazioni
::: g3p5

To people saying that FB, tweeter are too addictive, impossible to quit
::: ehud

With diligence it is possible
::: CodeWisdom

Creativity is difficult
::: JohnDCook

Few decades ago people would dismiss regular languages as academic curiosity, not a practical programming tool
::: keleshev

jQuery devs seeing a React project for the first time
::: iamdevloper

A complex system that works
::: RichRogersIoT

cit. & loll – 83

Indovina? sì, un cit.+loll sempre più cit. nuovo di pakka 😋

I’ve written code in safe and unsafe languages
::: kelseyhightower

Pretty excited about today’s addition to the library
::: johndalton

Q: Do you or don’t you…?
::: lizardbill

Opportunity lies in the place where
::: RichRogersIoT

types of vacations I need
::: notfolu

italians: hold my beer
::: ffffjd

While it is true that you learn with age
::: ThomasSowell

npm is a conspiracy
::: horse_js

Blind men and an Elephant
::: YanJeanLee

It turns out that style matters in programming for the same reason that it matters in writing
::: CodeWisdom

All of @elonmusk’s other cars now
::: thephysicsgirl ::: AFSpace ::: loganabbott ::: scott_kerr ::: _youhadonejob1

You don’t pay engineers to write code, you pay them to understand subtleties and edges of the problem. The code is incidental
::: RichRogersIoT

Be wary of coworkers who read a blog and suddenly have a new solution to every problem
::: TheMichaelBurge

Great definition of #IoT from a security perspective
::: azuech

Never to late to learn
::: Alexintosh

I find work in AI
::: AndrewYNg

Un #CurriculumVitae che spacca?
::: SergioGridelli

For those who don’t believe that Separation Logic is nothing but magic
::: ilyasergey

i admit, i probably deserved this
::: Vicas3

Testers don’t break your code
::: RichRogersIoT

The only thing that takes longer to arrive than a Friday
::: manisha72617183

Some people try to write a complex regular expression that achieves a lot in one go
::: secretGeek

The History of Unicode
::: xkcd

Arrivata nuova mail
::: madbob

LEGO Masters
::: periskkop

When the best leader’s work is done
::: RichRogersIoT

There’s never enough time to design the right solution
::: CodeWisdom

Great email footer #StopEmailPollution
::: RichRogersIoT

I bought my boss two copies of The Mythical Man Month
::: RichRogersIoT

Time to see whether practice agrees with theory, moving from LaTeX to Python. Wish me luck
::: JohnDCook

Photoshop is basically like deep learning
::: fchollet

New rule: You don’t get to have opinions on software until you successfully use it for something
::: TheMichaelBurge

At a bank trying to prove my address
::: jevakallio

Lo dico a voi perché se me ne vanto con Carla mi guarda strano e scuote la testa
::: orporick

Your move emacs
::: ohhoe

One of my minor annoyances with Python
::: asmeurer

Quando hai il genio puoi fare qualsiasi cosa
::: SergioGridelli

I love it when people who never do web development think it’s easy
::: seldo

The good news about computers is that they do what you tell them to do
::: CodeWisdom

did an autonomous killer robot write this
::: marrowing

I feel bad for kids who are currently learning to program by moving shapes and animating dogs
::: iamdevloper

You may have never realized this: 1/89 decimal expansion is just the Fibonacci series
::: Rainmaker1973

If someone builds a Deep Learning-powered startup
::: AndrewYNg

Is programming the only profession where a 30 year old
::: amasad

It’s math. It’s art. It’s Fourier transform. Brilliant
::: m_m_campbell

Think* before your code
::: captainsafia

The amateur software engineer
::: CodeWisdom

L’Intelligenza artificiale poco usata da aziende italiane
::: LaPausaCaffe

Asks Alexa what’s the value of Pi. Regrets it immediately
::: xKaliSec

La verità è che la storia di Steve Jobs che ha creato un impero
::: C_Carlotta_C

In the end, regardless of where you are on the development hierarchy, keep coding
::: CodeWisdom

A student sent me a question about homework at 4 AM
::: wallingf

You should learn from your competitor, but never copy
::: RichRogersIoT

cit. & loll – 82

Il Web è grande; io ci ho trovato questo 😋

Dadgad – Pensieri
::: Beppe Beppetti

Any software criticism that does not take tradeoffs into account is useless
::: rkoutnik

Io credo a quello che vedo
OT? parliamone…
::: altrodame

How the rest of the world imagines programming

Some data for machine learning algorithms right here…
::: geospacedman

If you can cope with JavaScript or with many of the other systems that are out there
::: freizl

This software system uses the ‘Onion’ pattern
::: RichRogersIoT

Never give up. Today is hard, tomorrow will be worse
::: RichRogersIoT

Fall in love with some activity, and do it!
::: ProfFeynman

A good software framework or tool is like a convex object
::: mariofusco

Maintaining an open-source project
::: kelseyhightower

If you have error reporting and your entire team ignores it
::: greydnls

How do I increase the frequency…
vale anche per me; e sarei interessato alla soluzione
::: lizardbill

Complexity in software design can be managed precisely through hierarchical composability, or stochastically through democratic collaboration
::: jdegoes

Bitcoin is like the transcompiler
::: YanJeanLee

How Bob started the robocalypse
::: GoComics

The noteworthy thing about this plan
::: wallingf

The key to efficient development
::: CodeWisdom

Words of wisdom
::: FailsWork

Di sicuro esiste una #parolatedesca
::: g3p5

The influx of capital will support & train many software engineers and will help usher in a golden era of functional programming
::: jdegoes

In futuro auto volanti solcheranno i nostri cieli
::: parcesepulto

No, tranquilli, è normale che il kernel vada in crash
::: fulcorno

Organization is what you do before you do it
::: JohnDCook

me trying to convince my friends to learn haskell
::: cpp99x

Mamma quanto odio la funzione
::: medeoTL

Who says we never get a fairy tale ending?
::: jdegoes

Don’t patch bugs out
::: CodeWisdom

Very cool robot that can ride a bicycle
::: uxlinks

Sometimes the problem is
::: CodeWisdom

Developers love to rewrite from scratch
::: wallingf

You can never use the same
::: jonathanccast

The word ‘crypto’ has inevitably become a synonym for cryptocurrencies
::: manisha72617183

Please before submitting your paper, consider that another human will dedicate some of his short life-time to read it and try to evaluate it
::: LegalizeBrain

Current status
::: RichRogersIoT

Pen & paper is still the most underrated tool
::: RichRogersIoT

Good elementary school advice for using @twitter
::: ValaAfshar

Roses are red
::: loislnessie

Comparison between 5,000 and 50,000 prime numbers plotted in polar coordinates
::: fermatslibrary

Enthusiastic open supporter
::: unix_byte

Programming languages may be different but they all sought out to solve a problem
::: CodeWisdom

How do YOU combine IO actions?
::: chris__martin

Learning to program is personal
::: karen_brennan

Note to future self: never underestimate the importance of liking the project
::: volothamp

That’s wonderful. We will soon have bots that write verbose and probably unnecessary documents (since we don’t have the time for that) and bots that summarize them for us (since we don’t have the time for that)
::: MarcoCantamessa

Ben fatto è meglio
::: MomentiZen

cit. & loll – 81

Arriva fresco di giornata. Ultimamente sono in aummento le cit. seriose; o sono solo io?

Learning JavaScript
::: headjs_ru

twitter is my new feed reader!
::: medeoTL

We were promised a semantic web
::: jameswillweb

Guys, we need to establish a safeword
::: TaurineAndCode

nils flow like water through s-expressions
::: wallingf

How you ship software isn’t just process, it’s culture & identity
::: RichRogersIoT

That’s how I felt when I left Facebook many years ago
::: dhh

Desirable developer skills
::: codeinthehole

Expanding Brain!
::: manisha72617183

This explains everything
::: amasad

#otd in 1921 a Czech playwright coined the word “robot” @BostonDynamics

Teams are immutable
::: RichRogersIoT

When the limestone of imperative programming has worn away, the granite of functional programming will be revealed underneath!
::: CodeWisdom

Programming is more than an important practical art
::: RichRogersIoT

Remarkable: a stunning approximation to e using digits 1 to 9, once each. The approximation is accurate to over 1.8×10^(25) decimal places
::: pickover

The view of San Francisco from the Rockridge BART station
::: timoreilly

Software ages like milk
::: RichRogersIoT

When I was a CEO, I slept like a baby
::: RichRogersIoT

I’ve never understood the appeal of mobile phones
::: TaurineAndCode

Cosa c’è dietro?
::: You Tube

The only thing harder than exiting vim
::: tdhopper

The most important single aspect of software development
::: CodeWisdom

Night Sky
::: xkcd

Programmer morale, depicted in one graph

Get with the program, “The West”
::: VitalikButerin

Never trust a developer
::: RichRogersIoT

Glad I don’t live in California
::: TaurineAndCode

For every one of our failures
::: RichRogersIoT

Dinner with my aunt; she asked me what bitcoin is
::: aloria

When I hear the term “bitcoin expert”
::: manisha72617183

Like the Spanish Inquisition, no one really expects floating point
::: peterseibel

::Shakes fist from porch and throws back out doing so::
::: NAKsecurity

500+ people doing Machine Learning – many for the very first time
::: marcelsalathe

My strategy for becoming a professional Haskeller: Anytime I think “I wish I had a tool that did X”, I’m just going to write that tool in Haskell
devo adottare questo modus operandi
::: kofno

Programming isn’t hard
::: manisha72617183

I secretly hope that twitter keeps extending the character limit as a social experiment
::: House_Feminist

One of the barriers junior programmers face is people who pose as experts but actually make systems more complex than they need to be, acting as gatekeepers of trivia and obscure workarounds
::: slava_pestov

You can’t write Perfect software. Did that hurt? It shouldn’t
::: CodeWisdom

The rumor that I’m secretly creating a zombie apocalypse
::: elonmusk

I alllllllmost would get this as a tattoo
::: xor

It’s 2018 – static type systems are not optional. Decades of research and innovation in the space is being ignored by swaths of programmers
perfettamente d’accordo –anzi no! sono alle prese con Python
::: timperrett

Programming languages should just be macros that reduce to assembly
::: TaurineAndCode

Se avessi voluto fartelo capire
::: Mauro Venier

The Last Resort
::: {}

Current status of Java 9 adoption
::: mariofusco

Code gets rewritten all the time
::: laparisa

Welcome to 2018
::: yo

Most of my ideas belonged to other people
::: JohnDCook

I’ve never seen a regression testing “fix” so elegantly illustrated…
::: MalwareJake

It’s amazing how much cleaner your code looks the third time writing it
::: fijiaaron

Lo sviluppo tecnologico così forsennato è uno dei mali della nostra società. 1 anno di vita equivale a 5 in informatica
::: medeoTL

Around 1990, I was using Unix, Emacs, LaTeX, and Mathematica
::: JohnDCook

I think Musk has gone beyond microdosing
::: dethe

I’m not a great programmer
::: CodeWisdom

Tesla Debuts Carless Driver
::: TheOnion

What would philosophers think if Twitter?
::: existentialcoms

you cannot stop innovation with regulation
::: mhochm

Calling cryptocurrencies just “crypto”
::: andrestaltz

Magic is fine
::: thek3nger

Quando #gnulinux è l’unica cosa intelligente di tutta la faccenda
::: MardeganMatteo

It’s a curious thing about our industry
::: CodeWisdom

Balk’s Law: Everything you hate about The Internet
::: wallingf

Replicated, Encrypted Models for Agents

Mentre qui si parla di cazzate
::: gianlucac1

Happy birthday to the late Douglas Engelbart, who introduced the computer mouse, hypertext & networked computers

Quality is never an accident
::: RichRogersIoT

cit. & loll – 80

Cosa succede nel Web? io ho visto questo di cit.oso e LOLloso 😋

tired: yak shaving
::: pasiphae_goals

La piattaforma Rousseau si blocca durante le parlamentarie del M5S
::: foisluca84

We don’t always choose our mistakes
::: jdegoes

As a developer, what affects your reaction to new libraries or tools?
::: _wilfredh

Continued fraction for pi
::: AnalysisFact

They did not know it was impossible
::: RichRogersIoT

If you are not embarrassed by the first version of your product
::: RichRogersIoT

I need you to understand
::: buzzmaven

I’m increasingly thinking that every functioning system has two forms
::: dakami

When you’re a civil engineer but you always wanted to be a network engineer
::: khaxan

There’s no problem so hard that choosing the wrong programming language
::: dfried00

While learning FP, the biggest hurdle, in my mind, is changing how you think about changing state
::: manisha72617183

C’est quoi ce gros bouton ?
::: CommitStrip

Gold is basically just bitcoin but for old people
::: AdamSinger

PROTIP: Triple ROT13 encode
::: TaurineAndCode

Wow, Nintendo is betting big on cardboard
::: pixelatedboat

Todo List
::: yogthos

“Coding is hard” will discourage some people from attempting it
::: aprilwensel

::: CodeWisdom

anyway, here’s an inspirational quote for your cubicle
::: aisamanra

Eric Horvitz on AI
::: RichRogersIoT

Twitter è giù e allora…
::: WebReflection

Curl in the streets
::: kaftoot

There are five fundamental forces in the universe
::: codinghorror

Hyrum’s Law
::: scy

::: xkcd

The mistake will likely outlive you. It is your legacy
::: etrepum

I miei eroi
::: vikkio88

App: How likely are you to recommend us?
::: kimgoodwin

::: disfareilpd

::: PersianRose1

Programming is like pinball
::: CodeWisdom

I reckon that 10 years gives a factor 1000
::: joeerl

Does there exist a prime number whose representation on a phone screen looks like a giraffe?
::: binitamshah

Most software does not need fast machines
::: joeerl

the internet has ruined me
::: pasiphae_goals

When the machines rose up, they didn’t kill us all
::: lizardbill

The day I got my first computer
::: keleshev

To err is human
::: RichRogersIoT

Can someone remember
::: venkat_s

Siri’s answer is the very definition of “fake news”
::: ridiculous_fish

We live in a post-parody society where it’s impossible to invent anything more ridiculous than reality
::: zackbloom

Se passa la legge sulle fake news
::: andlazz

If you can get today’s work done today, but
::: CodeWisdom

e da allora vivo meglio
a volte ci vogliono questi mezzi estremi 😋
::: Phastidio

This aspect of the job is what makes it invigorating and exhausting at the same time
::: doughellmann

Neighbor wanted cake recipe
Haskell, rifare l’indentazione distrutta da Twitter
::: manisha72617183

I’m going to call the Pyramid Plasma network a “Calculus of Blockchains” to piss off the people who know what those words mean
::: TaurineAndCode

Hello? Yes. How do I send tweets from this phone?
::: lizardbill

Over 50 genius investors have already invested in the 20+ foot long JimCoin™ Blockchain
::: Bondcliff2008

Or is it just me?
::: JohnMacIntyre

In Italian “Tiratevela di meno”
::: volothamp

I agree that functional programming makes it easier to prove equivalence of various programs. But type signatures are not a replacement for good names
::: PaniczGodek

Programmers spend the first 5 years of their career mastering complexity
::: RichRogersIoT

Last century, we measured our machines by horsepower and their physical capabilities
::: RichRogersIoT

A year after the time machine is invented, companies are posting job ads for time machine operator positions, requiring at least five years experience
::: slatestarcodex

I just received one of the best compliments of my life, ever!
::: PhilipWadler

Uscite dalla bolla prima di soffocare
::: DavidPuente

My favorite conspiracy theory on Stack Overflow
::: Nick_Craver

Amazon’s leadership principles
::: RichRogersIoT

The Boy Scout Rule
::: RichRogersIoT

No, no, my code isn’t racy
::: isotrumpp

I don’t know who first referred to Bitcoins as “Dunning-Krugerrands”
::: juliagalef

I always know it’s time for bed
::: jakevdp

How I do open source
::: sindresorhus

The “Windows Hill” on fire
::: aestheticnon

I wrote: X = 1; X = X + 1
::: channingwalton

At some point in every freelancer’s career they will meet a client
::: KiwiCoder

Today is #NationalPieDay
::: Raspberry_Pi

The hardest problem in computer science
::: RichRogersIoT

Hofstadter’s Law: It always takes longer than you expect
::: RichRogersIoT

A friend’s russian mom is staying with us
::: abolibibelot

cit. & loll – 79

Il mercoledì non sarebbe completo senza la rassegna cit./lollosa, eccola 😋

Programs must be written for people to read
::: RichRogersIoT

Startups are
::: amasad

Algorithms are opinions
::: RichRogersIoT

An odd habit of functional programmers
::: yminsky

Frustrating thing I hear from engineers frequently: “Marketing is just lying.”
leggere tutti i commenti
::: patio11

90% of debugging
::: lizardbill

Few things in life are more cathartic than closing a few dozen browser tabs
::: TomNomNom

Cook’s Conjecture: As AI gets better on average, it’s failures will get weirder and harder to fix.
::: DataSciFact

Meltdown and Spectre Impacts
::: {}

Trying to avoid politics on Twitter
::: juliagalef

Writing software involves figuring out something in such precise detail
::: RichRogersIoT

Companies rarely die from moving too fast
::: RichRogersIoT

Business jargon lookup table for any year
::: kingofark


Così fan tutti
::: rbanffy

Rules for asking questions at a conference
::: cgraydoc

Not sure if you’re cut out to be a programmer? Use this handy chart to estimate your “programming IQ”
::: TaurineAndCode

Non perdete l’occasione di usare questa novità hitech!
::: AlfonsoFuggetta

Pleased to announce the launch of my new cryptocurrency, QCoin
::: jephjacques

I’m going to write a bot that blocks everyone talking about Bitcoin
::: paddycarver

I block people because they’re jerks
::: lizardbill

Apple’s philosophy
::: astrofrog

Si definisce “Ottimo Pigro-Paretiano”
::: thek3nger

And what do I find myself doing on my break?
::: climagic

Each decimal place in a Monte Carlo simulation costs 100x as much as the previous one
::: ProbFact

Bad code is
::: YossiKreinin

In software production
::: RichRogersIoT

Debuggers don’t remove bugs
::: CodeWisdom

I don’t usually keep a lot of browser tabs open
::: lizardbill

Controlling complexity
::: RichRogersIoT

Cunningham’s Law
::: ritholtz

The story you’re telling yourself about why you can’t do it
::: RichRogersIoT

CEO’s job is to push everyone so hard that every possible part of the product is excellent even when a lot of people can’t see it and everyone thinks that stuff is probably just fine as it is
::: jasonlk

Codes are a puzzle
::: CodeWisdom

Geeky online calculators
::: JohnDCook

#cryptocurrency Meglio i #bitcoin o BATcoin?
::: Flavio_MfM

Just like its data, Unix users
::: climagic

Great code doesn’t come from an environment of fear, pressure, worry whether we belong
::: RichRogersIoT

Never forget Silicon Valley nerd hero “BrandonM” who left this comment on Hacker News about Dropbox the day it launched
::: flyosity

No one will ever complain that you made things
::: RichRogersIoT

The idea that people knew a thing or two in the ’70s
::: CompSciFact

Software development is slow and expensive
::: noidi

Thank you, word cloud. That’s very reassuring…
::: lizardbill

Peter van der Linden
::: CodeWisdom

Budding founders can be WAY too paranoid of ideas being stolen
::: sehurlburt

The spec was vague
::: ThePracticalDev

Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build
::: Kurt_Vonnegut

My New Year’s resolution
::: Shteyngart

“learn Haskell and then just do FP in with what you’ve learned”
::: pasiphae_goals

Programming is humbling
::: CodeWisdom

Yes, highly optimising compilers can be less predictable
io sono per l’altro
::: _wilfredh

GNOME combines the best of Windows and macOS
::: WebReflection

The software industry has been very clear that they are hostile even to the idea of changing, of abandoning Algol-68 in all of it’s forms
::: bhurt42

People!!! I found a new artist on twitter today —-> @tnygfx who makes stunning graphics in less than 280-characters of code
::: fadesingh ::: tnygfx

“AI” is any program whose input set either
::: YossiKreinin

Inside every large program is a small program trying to get out
::: RichRogersIoT

To iterate is human
::: RichRogersIoT

Study confirms whatever you’re doing is great
::: TheBeaverton

Sometimes it seems like 90% of my job
::: fraggletastic

Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add
::: RichRogersIoT

All overnight successes
::: RichRogersIoT

Logic will get you from A to B
::: RichRogersIoT

Google’s Museum App Finds Your Fine Art Doppelganger
::: Slashdot

Twitter in a nutshell
::: KerithBurke

the “moody” version of the useless box is hilarious
::: codinghorror

Prime Starfighter
::: Abstruse Goose

Sometimes it’s better to leave something alone, to pause
::: CodeWisdom

cit. & loll – 78

Anche con l’influenza (mia) arriva la nuova puntata cit.osa e lollosa 😋

::: SMBC

Code is not a collection of keystrokes
::: RichRogersIoT

Ho vinto qualche cosa?
::: medeoTL

The key to e​fficient development
::: CodeWisdom

K​now how to learn
::: CodeWisdom

Twitter HQ tonight
::: angsebastiana

I don’t need macros, they’re too complicated and not useful
::: lexi_lambda

forse OT ma è un’idea 😋
::: JohnDCook

Fun fact: Cisco is named after San Francisco
::: TaurineAndCode

Amare @dottorblaster ❤
::: ironicmoka

After the “slow food” movement
::: volothamp

Adesso posso anche usare 12345 come password
::: fulcorno

TFW your 1979 VAX 11/750 is immune to the Intel kernel memory leak bug, and will suffer no performance impact as a result of the fix
::: t_r_0_n_

do not touch the tempting, shiny lens. the beautiful, candy-like lens
::: Foone

My new iMac Pro, with 64 GB RAM and 4TB SSD has 11 times as many bytes of electronic memory as the Apple II
::: asktog

W​henever I have to think to understand what the code is doing
::: CodeWisdom

Latest official Intel PR about Meltdown is working very well: 100% of Italian media is saying that Meltdown hits every Intel, AMD and ARM processor in the same way. Good job, Intel!
::: BitsAndChipsEng

l primo partito italiano scheda gli iscritti e cede i loro dati a Wind, porcate inenarrabili, e noi stiamo qui a parlare di due centesimi di fottutissimi sacchetti della spesa
::: guidotweet

A common fallacy is to assume authors of incomprehensible code
::: RichRogersIoT

Software quality doesn’t dictate your success, that’s true
::: RichRogersIoT

Les réactions aux failles Meltdown & Spectre
::: CommitStrip

Imagine what will happen when all the chips eventually implanted in our brains have flaws in the processors
beh, diventi come l’Eugenio, i legaioli, i grillini, i berluski convinti, i cazzarini convinti
::: selenalarson

Je suis en train de passer par toutes les couleurs en lisant le papier sur SPECTRE
::: MonniauxD

Serverless was so 2017. 2018’s all about cpuless
::: jgrahamc

Twitter: Sometimes we forget which is the Home tab and which is the Notifications tab. It’s a hard problem
::: mcclure111

The role of a leader is not to come up with all the great ideas
::: RichRogersIoT

The function of leadership
::: RichRogersIoT

The real reason we are pissed about Meltdown is that we can no longer tell tales of Pentium Math bug to the Millenials at the bar
::: cloud_opinion

I love that all software bugs now get a cool code name. #meltdown and #spectre are taking over the Internet
::: shanselman

What is a real number?
io resto dell’idea, forse troppo semplice, che ci dicevano al Poli, illo tempore, non nel dipartimento di mate, nèh!
::: TaurineAndCode

bugs, ranked
di là la lista è troppo lunga 😋 CMQ non LOL
::: internetofshit

Al prossimo che mi dice che i sistemi militari sono più sicuri di quelli civili (E quindi si possono fare armi autonome senza timori di cracking), gli risponderò #Meltdown e #Spectre
::: quinta

Programming languages teach you not to want
::: FunctorFact

Help I’m a web developer who’s getting married and I can’t stop judging every single wedding app and deciding how I would rebuild it send snacks
::: sarah_edo

This is already well researched
::: keleshev

Mont Saint-Michel

As you become more and more senior and fix more and more bugs
::: jessfraz

Do hire…
::: RichRogersIoT

Don’t Pirate Or We’ll Mess With Your Connected Thermostats, Warns East Coast ISP
::: Slashdot

AI has achieved human-level performance
::: dmimno

Intel’s responses are magic
::: kornelski

Interpreters are a great example of software tools where it’s easy to settle for something that’s easy to implement
::: _wilfredh

A CPU predicts that you’ll walk into a bar
::: xdroop

Can you be sure others on Twitter are not bots?
::: TaurineAndCode

Buying the right computer and getting it to work properly is perhaps more complicated than building a nuclear reactor from wristwatch parts in a darkened room using only your teeth
::: manisha72617183

fossils from the early Device Age
::: terminologia

Don’t be afraid to say “this is hard to understand”
::: _ericelliott

I just read a series of blog posts on Go — the main takeaway was not how novel Go is, but how badly damaged the average programmer is by “OOP principles” that a struct seems like an innovation
::: themattchan

Installed an anti-virus thing on my parents computer
::: Ferrrgle

A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables
::: RichRogersIoT

Computer Company Started In Garage 30 Years Ago
::: TheOnion

The main activity of programming is not the origination of new independent programs
::: CodeWisdom

My friends know how to give me gifts!
::: koronkebitch

Code is higher quality
::: TaurineAndCode

It’s terrible – billions of man hours of programming, tens (maybe hundreds) of thousands of PhD’s in CS – and the best answer is “have you tried rebooting”
::: joeerl

An actual #RedHat stack
::: evacchi

Interesting Label
::: GiveMeInternet

Walk around SF until you find something weird. This will take 20 steps, tops
::: slatestarcodex

Un tipo tranquillo
::: unoscribacchino

It is tremendously hard to get teams to be super ambitious
::: RichRogersIoT

Allora a che serve il social?
::: SteffRomagnoli

Typical code
::: bercut2000

Steps to Browsing a Website in 2018
::: iamdevloper

I told my uncle in Finland that I’d visit him over the weekend
::: manisha72617183

confido in un errore della traduzione automatica
::: a_a_f_t

And programming computers was so fascinating
::: CodeWisdom

un paio di parentesi, e l’esecuzione di una query SQL passa da 3.75s a 0.03s
::: madbob