Archivi Categorie: cit. & loll

cit. & loll – 82

Il Web è grande; io ci ho trovato questo 😋

Dadgad – Pensieri
::: Beppe Beppetti

Any software criticism that does not take tradeoffs into account is useless
::: rkoutnik

Io credo a quello che vedo
OT? parliamone…
::: altrodame

How the rest of the world imagines programming

Some data for machine learning algorithms right here…
::: geospacedman

If you can cope with JavaScript or with many of the other systems that are out there
::: freizl

This software system uses the ‘Onion’ pattern
::: RichRogersIoT

Never give up. Today is hard, tomorrow will be worse
::: RichRogersIoT

Fall in love with some activity, and do it!
::: ProfFeynman

A good software framework or tool is like a convex object
::: mariofusco

Maintaining an open-source project
::: kelseyhightower

If you have error reporting and your entire team ignores it
::: greydnls

How do I increase the frequency…
vale anche per me; e sarei interessato alla soluzione
::: lizardbill

Complexity in software design can be managed precisely through hierarchical composability, or stochastically through democratic collaboration
::: jdegoes

Bitcoin is like the transcompiler
::: YanJeanLee

How Bob started the robocalypse
::: GoComics

The noteworthy thing about this plan
::: wallingf

The key to efficient development
::: CodeWisdom

Words of wisdom
::: FailsWork

Di sicuro esiste una #parolatedesca
::: g3p5

The influx of capital will support & train many software engineers and will help usher in a golden era of functional programming
::: jdegoes

In futuro auto volanti solcheranno i nostri cieli
::: parcesepulto

No, tranquilli, è normale che il kernel vada in crash
::: fulcorno

Organization is what you do before you do it
::: JohnDCook

me trying to convince my friends to learn haskell
::: cpp99x

Mamma quanto odio la funzione
::: medeoTL

Who says we never get a fairy tale ending?
::: jdegoes

Don’t patch bugs out
::: CodeWisdom

Very cool robot that can ride a bicycle
::: uxlinks

Sometimes the problem is
::: CodeWisdom

Developers love to rewrite from scratch
::: wallingf

You can never use the same
::: jonathanccast

The word ‘crypto’ has inevitably become a synonym for cryptocurrencies
::: manisha72617183

Please before submitting your paper, consider that another human will dedicate some of his short life-time to read it and try to evaluate it
::: LegalizeBrain

Current status
::: RichRogersIoT

Pen & paper is still the most underrated tool
::: RichRogersIoT

Good elementary school advice for using @twitter
::: ValaAfshar

Roses are red
::: loislnessie

Comparison between 5,000 and 50,000 prime numbers plotted in polar coordinates
::: fermatslibrary

Enthusiastic open supporter
::: unix_byte

Programming languages may be different but they all sought out to solve a problem
::: CodeWisdom

How do YOU combine IO actions?
::: chris__martin

Learning to program is personal
::: karen_brennan

Note to future self: never underestimate the importance of liking the project
::: volothamp

That’s wonderful. We will soon have bots that write verbose and probably unnecessary documents (since we don’t have the time for that) and bots that summarize them for us (since we don’t have the time for that)
::: MarcoCantamessa

Ben fatto è meglio
::: MomentiZen


cit. & loll – 81

Arriva fresco di giornata. Ultimamente sono in aummento le cit. seriose; o sono solo io?

Learning JavaScript
::: headjs_ru

twitter is my new feed reader!
::: medeoTL

We were promised a semantic web
::: jameswillweb

Guys, we need to establish a safeword
::: TaurineAndCode

nils flow like water through s-expressions
::: wallingf

How you ship software isn’t just process, it’s culture & identity
::: RichRogersIoT

That’s how I felt when I left Facebook many years ago
::: dhh

Desirable developer skills
::: codeinthehole

Expanding Brain!
::: manisha72617183

This explains everything
::: amasad

#otd in 1921 a Czech playwright coined the word “robot” @BostonDynamics

Teams are immutable
::: RichRogersIoT

When the limestone of imperative programming has worn away, the granite of functional programming will be revealed underneath!
::: CodeWisdom

Programming is more than an important practical art
::: RichRogersIoT

Remarkable: a stunning approximation to e using digits 1 to 9, once each. The approximation is accurate to over 1.8×10^(25) decimal places
::: pickover

The view of San Francisco from the Rockridge BART station
::: timoreilly

Software ages like milk
::: RichRogersIoT

When I was a CEO, I slept like a baby
::: RichRogersIoT

I’ve never understood the appeal of mobile phones
::: TaurineAndCode

Cosa c’è dietro?
::: You Tube

The only thing harder than exiting vim
::: tdhopper

The most important single aspect of software development
::: CodeWisdom

Night Sky
::: xkcd

Programmer morale, depicted in one graph

Get with the program, “The West”
::: VitalikButerin

Never trust a developer
::: RichRogersIoT

Glad I don’t live in California
::: TaurineAndCode

For every one of our failures
::: RichRogersIoT

Dinner with my aunt; she asked me what bitcoin is
::: aloria

When I hear the term “bitcoin expert”
::: manisha72617183

Like the Spanish Inquisition, no one really expects floating point
::: peterseibel

::Shakes fist from porch and throws back out doing so::
::: NAKsecurity

500+ people doing Machine Learning – many for the very first time
::: marcelsalathe

My strategy for becoming a professional Haskeller: Anytime I think “I wish I had a tool that did X”, I’m just going to write that tool in Haskell
devo adottare questo modus operandi
::: kofno

Programming isn’t hard
::: manisha72617183

I secretly hope that twitter keeps extending the character limit as a social experiment
::: House_Feminist

One of the barriers junior programmers face is people who pose as experts but actually make systems more complex than they need to be, acting as gatekeepers of trivia and obscure workarounds
::: slava_pestov

You can’t write Perfect software. Did that hurt? It shouldn’t
::: CodeWisdom

The rumor that I’m secretly creating a zombie apocalypse
::: elonmusk

I alllllllmost would get this as a tattoo
::: xor

It’s 2018 – static type systems are not optional. Decades of research and innovation in the space is being ignored by swaths of programmers
perfettamente d’accordo –anzi no! sono alle prese con Python
::: timperrett

Programming languages should just be macros that reduce to assembly
::: TaurineAndCode

Se avessi voluto fartelo capire
::: Mauro Venier

The Last Resort
::: {}

Current status of Java 9 adoption
::: mariofusco

Code gets rewritten all the time
::: laparisa

Welcome to 2018
::: yo

Most of my ideas belonged to other people
::: JohnDCook

I’ve never seen a regression testing “fix” so elegantly illustrated…
::: MalwareJake

It’s amazing how much cleaner your code looks the third time writing it
::: fijiaaron

Lo sviluppo tecnologico così forsennato è uno dei mali della nostra società. 1 anno di vita equivale a 5 in informatica
::: medeoTL

Around 1990, I was using Unix, Emacs, LaTeX, and Mathematica
::: JohnDCook

I think Musk has gone beyond microdosing
::: dethe

I’m not a great programmer
::: CodeWisdom

Tesla Debuts Carless Driver
::: TheOnion

What would philosophers think if Twitter?
::: existentialcoms

you cannot stop innovation with regulation
::: mhochm

Calling cryptocurrencies just “crypto”
::: andrestaltz

Magic is fine
::: thek3nger

Quando #gnulinux è l’unica cosa intelligente di tutta la faccenda
::: MardeganMatteo

It’s a curious thing about our industry
::: CodeWisdom

Balk’s Law: Everything you hate about The Internet
::: wallingf

Replicated, Encrypted Models for Agents

Mentre qui si parla di cazzate
::: gianlucac1

Happy birthday to the late Douglas Engelbart, who introduced the computer mouse, hypertext & networked computers

Quality is never an accident
::: RichRogersIoT

cit. & loll – 80

Cosa succede nel Web? io ho visto questo di cit.oso e LOLloso 😋

tired: yak shaving
::: pasiphae_goals

La piattaforma Rousseau si blocca durante le parlamentarie del M5S
::: foisluca84

We don’t always choose our mistakes
::: jdegoes

As a developer, what affects your reaction to new libraries or tools?
::: _wilfredh

Continued fraction for pi
::: AnalysisFact

They did not know it was impossible
::: RichRogersIoT

If you are not embarrassed by the first version of your product
::: RichRogersIoT

I need you to understand
::: buzzmaven

I’m increasingly thinking that every functioning system has two forms
::: dakami

When you’re a civil engineer but you always wanted to be a network engineer
::: khaxan

There’s no problem so hard that choosing the wrong programming language
::: dfried00

While learning FP, the biggest hurdle, in my mind, is changing how you think about changing state
::: manisha72617183

C’est quoi ce gros bouton ?
::: CommitStrip

Gold is basically just bitcoin but for old people
::: AdamSinger

PROTIP: Triple ROT13 encode
::: TaurineAndCode

Wow, Nintendo is betting big on cardboard
::: pixelatedboat

Todo List
::: yogthos

“Coding is hard” will discourage some people from attempting it
::: aprilwensel

::: CodeWisdom

anyway, here’s an inspirational quote for your cubicle
::: aisamanra

Eric Horvitz on AI
::: RichRogersIoT

Twitter è giù e allora…
::: WebReflection

Curl in the streets
::: kaftoot

There are five fundamental forces in the universe
::: codinghorror

Hyrum’s Law
::: scy

::: xkcd

The mistake will likely outlive you. It is your legacy
::: etrepum

I miei eroi
::: vikkio88

App: How likely are you to recommend us?
::: kimgoodwin

::: disfareilpd

::: PersianRose1

Programming is like pinball
::: CodeWisdom

I reckon that 10 years gives a factor 1000
::: joeerl

Does there exist a prime number whose representation on a phone screen looks like a giraffe?
::: binitamshah

Most software does not need fast machines
::: joeerl

the internet has ruined me
::: pasiphae_goals

When the machines rose up, they didn’t kill us all
::: lizardbill

The day I got my first computer
::: keleshev

To err is human
::: RichRogersIoT

Can someone remember
::: venkat_s

Siri’s answer is the very definition of “fake news”
::: ridiculous_fish

We live in a post-parody society where it’s impossible to invent anything more ridiculous than reality
::: zackbloom

Se passa la legge sulle fake news
::: andlazz

If you can get today’s work done today, but
::: CodeWisdom

e da allora vivo meglio
a volte ci vogliono questi mezzi estremi 😋
::: Phastidio

This aspect of the job is what makes it invigorating and exhausting at the same time
::: doughellmann

Neighbor wanted cake recipe
Haskell, rifare l’indentazione distrutta da Twitter
::: manisha72617183

I’m going to call the Pyramid Plasma network a “Calculus of Blockchains” to piss off the people who know what those words mean
::: TaurineAndCode

Hello? Yes. How do I send tweets from this phone?
::: lizardbill

Over 50 genius investors have already invested in the 20+ foot long JimCoin™ Blockchain
::: Bondcliff2008

Or is it just me?
::: JohnMacIntyre

In Italian “Tiratevela di meno”
::: volothamp

I agree that functional programming makes it easier to prove equivalence of various programs. But type signatures are not a replacement for good names
::: PaniczGodek

Programmers spend the first 5 years of their career mastering complexity
::: RichRogersIoT

Last century, we measured our machines by horsepower and their physical capabilities
::: RichRogersIoT

A year after the time machine is invented, companies are posting job ads for time machine operator positions, requiring at least five years experience
::: slatestarcodex

I just received one of the best compliments of my life, ever!
::: PhilipWadler

Uscite dalla bolla prima di soffocare
::: DavidPuente

My favorite conspiracy theory on Stack Overflow
::: Nick_Craver

Amazon’s leadership principles
::: RichRogersIoT

The Boy Scout Rule
::: RichRogersIoT

No, no, my code isn’t racy
::: isotrumpp

I don’t know who first referred to Bitcoins as “Dunning-Krugerrands”
::: juliagalef

I always know it’s time for bed
::: jakevdp

How I do open source
::: sindresorhus

The “Windows Hill” on fire
::: aestheticnon

I wrote: X = 1; X = X + 1
::: channingwalton

At some point in every freelancer’s career they will meet a client
::: KiwiCoder

Today is #NationalPieDay
::: Raspberry_Pi

The hardest problem in computer science
::: RichRogersIoT

Hofstadter’s Law: It always takes longer than you expect
::: RichRogersIoT

A friend’s russian mom is staying with us
::: abolibibelot

cit. & loll – 79

Il mercoledì non sarebbe completo senza la rassegna cit./lollosa, eccola 😋

Programs must be written for people to read
::: RichRogersIoT

Startups are
::: amasad

Algorithms are opinions
::: RichRogersIoT

An odd habit of functional programmers
::: yminsky

Frustrating thing I hear from engineers frequently: “Marketing is just lying.”
leggere tutti i commenti
::: patio11

90% of debugging
::: lizardbill

Few things in life are more cathartic than closing a few dozen browser tabs
::: TomNomNom

Cook’s Conjecture: As AI gets better on average, it’s failures will get weirder and harder to fix.
::: DataSciFact

Meltdown and Spectre Impacts
::: {}

Trying to avoid politics on Twitter
::: juliagalef

Writing software involves figuring out something in such precise detail
::: RichRogersIoT

Companies rarely die from moving too fast
::: RichRogersIoT

Business jargon lookup table for any year
::: kingofark


Così fan tutti
::: rbanffy

Rules for asking questions at a conference
::: cgraydoc

Not sure if you’re cut out to be a programmer? Use this handy chart to estimate your “programming IQ”
::: TaurineAndCode

Non perdete l’occasione di usare questa novità hitech!
::: AlfonsoFuggetta

Pleased to announce the launch of my new cryptocurrency, QCoin
::: jephjacques

I’m going to write a bot that blocks everyone talking about Bitcoin
::: paddycarver

I block people because they’re jerks
::: lizardbill

Apple’s philosophy
::: astrofrog

Si definisce “Ottimo Pigro-Paretiano”
::: thek3nger

And what do I find myself doing on my break?
::: climagic

Each decimal place in a Monte Carlo simulation costs 100x as much as the previous one
::: ProbFact

Bad code is
::: YossiKreinin

In software production
::: RichRogersIoT

Debuggers don’t remove bugs
::: CodeWisdom

I don’t usually keep a lot of browser tabs open
::: lizardbill

Controlling complexity
::: RichRogersIoT

Cunningham’s Law
::: ritholtz

The story you’re telling yourself about why you can’t do it
::: RichRogersIoT

CEO’s job is to push everyone so hard that every possible part of the product is excellent even when a lot of people can’t see it and everyone thinks that stuff is probably just fine as it is
::: jasonlk

Codes are a puzzle
::: CodeWisdom

Geeky online calculators
::: JohnDCook

#cryptocurrency Meglio i #bitcoin o BATcoin?
::: Flavio_MfM

Just like its data, Unix users
::: climagic

Great code doesn’t come from an environment of fear, pressure, worry whether we belong
::: RichRogersIoT

Never forget Silicon Valley nerd hero “BrandonM” who left this comment on Hacker News about Dropbox the day it launched
::: flyosity

No one will ever complain that you made things
::: RichRogersIoT

The idea that people knew a thing or two in the ’70s
::: CompSciFact

Software development is slow and expensive
::: noidi

Thank you, word cloud. That’s very reassuring…
::: lizardbill

Peter van der Linden
::: CodeWisdom

Budding founders can be WAY too paranoid of ideas being stolen
::: sehurlburt

The spec was vague
::: ThePracticalDev

Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build
::: Kurt_Vonnegut

My New Year’s resolution
::: Shteyngart

“learn Haskell and then just do FP in with what you’ve learned”
::: pasiphae_goals

Programming is humbling
::: CodeWisdom

Yes, highly optimising compilers can be less predictable
io sono per l’altro
::: _wilfredh

GNOME combines the best of Windows and macOS
::: WebReflection

The software industry has been very clear that they are hostile even to the idea of changing, of abandoning Algol-68 in all of it’s forms
::: bhurt42

People!!! I found a new artist on twitter today —-> @tnygfx who makes stunning graphics in less than 280-characters of code
::: fadesingh ::: tnygfx

“AI” is any program whose input set either
::: YossiKreinin

Inside every large program is a small program trying to get out
::: RichRogersIoT

To iterate is human
::: RichRogersIoT

Study confirms whatever you’re doing is great
::: TheBeaverton

Sometimes it seems like 90% of my job
::: fraggletastic

Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add
::: RichRogersIoT

All overnight successes
::: RichRogersIoT

Logic will get you from A to B
::: RichRogersIoT

Google’s Museum App Finds Your Fine Art Doppelganger
::: Slashdot

Twitter in a nutshell
::: KerithBurke

the “moody” version of the useless box is hilarious
::: codinghorror

Prime Starfighter
::: Abstruse Goose

Sometimes it’s better to leave something alone, to pause
::: CodeWisdom

cit. & loll – 78

Anche con l’influenza (mia) arriva la nuova puntata cit.osa e lollosa 😋

::: SMBC

Code is not a collection of keystrokes
::: RichRogersIoT

Ho vinto qualche cosa?
::: medeoTL

The key to e​fficient development
::: CodeWisdom

K​now how to learn
::: CodeWisdom

Twitter HQ tonight
::: angsebastiana

I don’t need macros, they’re too complicated and not useful
::: lexi_lambda

forse OT ma è un’idea 😋
::: JohnDCook

Fun fact: Cisco is named after San Francisco
::: TaurineAndCode

Amare @dottorblaster ❤
::: ironicmoka

After the “slow food” movement
::: volothamp

Adesso posso anche usare 12345 come password
::: fulcorno

TFW your 1979 VAX 11/750 is immune to the Intel kernel memory leak bug, and will suffer no performance impact as a result of the fix
::: t_r_0_n_

do not touch the tempting, shiny lens. the beautiful, candy-like lens
::: Foone

My new iMac Pro, with 64 GB RAM and 4TB SSD has 11 times as many bytes of electronic memory as the Apple II
::: asktog

W​henever I have to think to understand what the code is doing
::: CodeWisdom

Latest official Intel PR about Meltdown is working very well: 100% of Italian media is saying that Meltdown hits every Intel, AMD and ARM processor in the same way. Good job, Intel!
::: BitsAndChipsEng

l primo partito italiano scheda gli iscritti e cede i loro dati a Wind, porcate inenarrabili, e noi stiamo qui a parlare di due centesimi di fottutissimi sacchetti della spesa
::: guidotweet

A common fallacy is to assume authors of incomprehensible code
::: RichRogersIoT

Software quality doesn’t dictate your success, that’s true
::: RichRogersIoT

Les réactions aux failles Meltdown & Spectre
::: CommitStrip

Imagine what will happen when all the chips eventually implanted in our brains have flaws in the processors
beh, diventi come l’Eugenio, i legaioli, i grillini, i berluski convinti, i cazzarini convinti
::: selenalarson

Je suis en train de passer par toutes les couleurs en lisant le papier sur SPECTRE
::: MonniauxD

Serverless was so 2017. 2018’s all about cpuless
::: jgrahamc

Twitter: Sometimes we forget which is the Home tab and which is the Notifications tab. It’s a hard problem
::: mcclure111

The role of a leader is not to come up with all the great ideas
::: RichRogersIoT

The function of leadership
::: RichRogersIoT

The real reason we are pissed about Meltdown is that we can no longer tell tales of Pentium Math bug to the Millenials at the bar
::: cloud_opinion

I love that all software bugs now get a cool code name. #meltdown and #spectre are taking over the Internet
::: shanselman

What is a real number?
io resto dell’idea, forse troppo semplice, che ci dicevano al Poli, illo tempore, non nel dipartimento di mate, nèh!
::: TaurineAndCode

bugs, ranked
di là la lista è troppo lunga 😋 CMQ non LOL
::: internetofshit

Al prossimo che mi dice che i sistemi militari sono più sicuri di quelli civili (E quindi si possono fare armi autonome senza timori di cracking), gli risponderò #Meltdown e #Spectre
::: quinta

Programming languages teach you not to want
::: FunctorFact

Help I’m a web developer who’s getting married and I can’t stop judging every single wedding app and deciding how I would rebuild it send snacks
::: sarah_edo

This is already well researched
::: keleshev

Mont Saint-Michel

As you become more and more senior and fix more and more bugs
::: jessfraz

Do hire…
::: RichRogersIoT

Don’t Pirate Or We’ll Mess With Your Connected Thermostats, Warns East Coast ISP
::: Slashdot

AI has achieved human-level performance
::: dmimno

Intel’s responses are magic
::: kornelski

Interpreters are a great example of software tools where it’s easy to settle for something that’s easy to implement
::: _wilfredh

A CPU predicts that you’ll walk into a bar
::: xdroop

Can you be sure others on Twitter are not bots?
::: TaurineAndCode

Buying the right computer and getting it to work properly is perhaps more complicated than building a nuclear reactor from wristwatch parts in a darkened room using only your teeth
::: manisha72617183

fossils from the early Device Age
::: terminologia

Don’t be afraid to say “this is hard to understand”
::: _ericelliott

I just read a series of blog posts on Go — the main takeaway was not how novel Go is, but how badly damaged the average programmer is by “OOP principles” that a struct seems like an innovation
::: themattchan

Installed an anti-virus thing on my parents computer
::: Ferrrgle

A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables
::: RichRogersIoT

Computer Company Started In Garage 30 Years Ago
::: TheOnion

The main activity of programming is not the origination of new independent programs
::: CodeWisdom

My friends know how to give me gifts!
::: koronkebitch

Code is higher quality
::: TaurineAndCode

It’s terrible – billions of man hours of programming, tens (maybe hundreds) of thousands of PhD’s in CS – and the best answer is “have you tried rebooting”
::: joeerl

An actual #RedHat stack
::: evacchi

Interesting Label
::: GiveMeInternet

Walk around SF until you find something weird. This will take 20 steps, tops
::: slatestarcodex

Un tipo tranquillo
::: unoscribacchino

It is tremendously hard to get teams to be super ambitious
::: RichRogersIoT

Allora a che serve il social?
::: SteffRomagnoli

Typical code
::: bercut2000

Steps to Browsing a Website in 2018
::: iamdevloper

I told my uncle in Finland that I’d visit him over the weekend
::: manisha72617183

confido in un errore della traduzione automatica
::: a_a_f_t

And programming computers was so fascinating
::: CodeWisdom

un paio di parentesi, e l’esecuzione di una query SQL passa da 3.75s a 0.03s
::: madbob

cit. & loll – 77

Anno nuovo, nuova rassegna, come al solito, ecco 😋

All my software projects will have a README & a FORGIVEME
::: RichRogersIoT

Blame the implementation
::: CodeWisdom

The most effective debugging tool
::: RichRogersIoT

First do it
::: CodeWisdom

Measuring software engineers by lines of code
::: RichRogersIoT

The messiness cannot go into the program
::: CodeWisdom

Programming uses
::: CodeWisdom ::: voronkin

Programmers force their brains to do things brains were never meant to do, & every one of them is slowly going mad
::: RichRogersIoT

Both testability and performance are properties that are best achieved when designed in from the start
::: yminsky

The 8 Fallacies of Distributed Computing
::: CodeWisdom

Does your company have a well articulated Blockchain-First strategy?
::: cloud_opinion

the typechecker enforces humility
::: pasiphae_goals

Working in teams is important for making progress fast
::: FrancescAlted

I installed Kaspersky on my computer and it detected the malware I was writing for the US government!
::: SwiftOnSecurity

TFW you finally track down a bug and immediately run into another one
::: devonzuegel

Stack Overflow: Helping One Million Developers Exit Vim
::: dcavedon

The value of a prototype is in the education it gives you
::: CodeWisdom

::: CodeWisdom

my Twitter motto
::: athenogenes

Oh the Haskell community again
::: lunaryorn

Expect 2018 to be worse
::: dpatil

A short movie about life
::: Mr_DrinksOnMe

People often imagine that quick-and-dirty code is better in an untyped language
::: yminsky

It’s hard to design products by focus groups
::: RichRogersIoT

stop it
::: lizardbill

I remmeber being very proud of this function. It works
::: whitequark

you say “tomato” i say “tomahto”
::: 6b766e

1969 vs. 2017
::: iamdevloper

The Microsoft Bob team asked me what I thought of their dog talking in Times New Roman
::: VincentConnare

Junior developer: “I will just copy over this code to reuse it”
::: hubertlepicki

There’s one technique that you must use if you want people to listen to you
::: CodeWisdom

We perform best when we are rested, feel valued & feel connected to a cause
::: RichRogersIoT

Truth can only be found in one place
::: CodeWisdom

There’s nothing more permanent than a temporary hack
::: CodeWisdom

Appello al Twitter: potete studiare un tipo di spunta (per es a forma di biberon)
per adesso io defollowo
::: SteffRomagnoli

Best Bitcoin pun I’ve heard so far
::: manisha72617183

Often just typing in the code from memory is quicker than copying or reusing
::: joeerl

Searching for Bitcoin’s father
::: MauroV1968

Some Programming Things I Used To Think Were True But I No Longer Think Are True
probabilmente si trova nella telenovela sbagliata
::: jezenthomas

Programmers combine theory and practice
::: CodeWisdom

Good question. A lot of people using the code is a good sign, hopefully they will have noticed any bugs
::: joeerl ::: joeerl

I guess my brain is now reorganising itself ‘post solution’ and throwing away bad parts of the solution
::: joeerl

Yes – it took about 25 years of programming before I learned to totally trust my intuition
::: joeerl

Haskell’s great and all, but you’ve gone too far
::: TaurineAndCode

ミスター ブロックチェーン
::: lizardbill

A slide from 1988 course in object-oriented programming in #Smalltalk
::: Symbo1ics

#Apple multifunzione
::: ScireSalvatore

Hier eine seltene 8-Bit-Katze aus den 90ern
::: BauN3RD

Venice 1951. Photo by Gianni Berengo Gardin

A quantitative answer to the age-old question, “What’s the difference between a nerd and a geek?”
tutta la discussione, nèh!
::: juliagalef

mmm… open source
::: antumbral

If you write “last chance” in an email subject line
::: lizardbill

We really value your privacy

Pranks about 2018, flying cars and CSS layouts
::: dottorblaster

Twitter mi dice che è il mio twittversario
::: _juhan

I think I am doing great in obfuscating my internet activity
::: thek3nger

I certify this tweet is Y2K38 compliant
::: bd808

When panoramic pics go wrong
::: _youhadonejob1

People who say “I have nothing to hide” misunderstand the purpose of surveillance
::: Snowden

2018 is going to be a very productive year
::: lizardbill

Here’s how old these companies will be turning in 2018
::: JonErlichman

cit. & loll – 76

Qui tra un po’ nevica. OK, interessa solo me (io). Intanto ecco qua 😋

GOOD IDEA: a new TLD for good websites
::: xexd

The most important property of a program
::: CodeWisdom

Think like a fundamentalist
::: CodeWisdom

Apple’s secret mining feature…
cattivoni anti-mela 😡
::: wimremes

Un pompelmo è un limone
::: MomentiZen

The usual canard is, “Haskell is only good for compilers”
::: mrkgrnao


Ora, anche se di quanto scritto sopra non capite una mazza, siate così gentili da mettere un cuoricino
::: xho

the biggest takeaway from my 16 years of programming
::: RichRogersIoT

::: parcesepulto

First they came for the Haskell programmers
::: BoredMicNeale

Use simple algorithms
::: RichRogersIoT

In Ruby, everything is an object
::: RichRogersIoT

Sometimes it’s better to leave something alone
::: CodeWisdom

how many times have you typed “Hello, World!”
::: iamdevloper

Talent wins games
::: RichRogersIoT

Them: What is that?
::: blockloop

Rather than focusing on mistakes
::: RichRogersIoT

::: sadoperator

I hate it when
::: ehud

OH: Roadmap planning
::: kellan

Software engineering pro-tip
::: chrisalbon

Nice article by @mhkeller about just how much tech companies control our days
::: jeanqasaur

(Dissociated Press) Boston Pol. Dept. reports of the arrest of a Iraqi suspect nearby the MIT
::: Popinga1

I changed my name, but so far my stock is still pretty flat
::: lizardbill

::: ZachWeiner

Can someone bring this sticker?
::: N83ule

Correctness is clearly the prime quality
::: CodeWisdom

Striving for simplicity doesn’t resonate with me
::: sarahmei

Programming is this amazing puzzle game
::: RichRogersIoT

just me in Perù, talking to a friend about a new programming language idea: LamaScript
::: WebReflection

Quantum Rowhammer Attack
::: TaurineAndCode

tired of hearing about bitcoin I wonder what’s on netflix
::: johnregehr

La ggente hanno comprato i #bitcoin perché Mentana ne ha parlato al TG
::: g3p5

The act of describing a program in unambiguous detail
::: dbader_org

::: SMBC

Scifi shows get technology so wrong
::: gnat

By understanding a machine-oriented language, the programmer will tend to use a much more efficient method;
::: CodeWisdom

Some programmers, when confronted with a problem, think ‘I know, I’ll use floating point arithmetic
::: dbader_org

Dove ti vedi fra 5 anni?
::: LaMuseP

Computers are the worst. And by “computers” I mean “people”
::: peterseibel

cit. & loll – 75

Adesso arriva il mercoledì ma è sempre cit. & loll, eccolo qua 😋

John Titor should have told us to buy Bitcoin
Titor cercatelo –se del caso– sulla Wiki. Ma forse perché prossimamente…
::: blockloop

A pensare quanti soldi ho buttato in campagne inefficaci
::: ttan_

Joel Spolsky – software engineer and author of Joel on Software
::: CodeWisdom

Toy-driven development: Start with a simple, toy version of the solution
::: JohnDCook

Even if you don’t intend anybody else to read your code, there’s still a very good chance that somebody will have to stare at your code and figure out what it does
::: CodeWisdom

Models without data are fantasy
::: HydroNewcomer

la visibilità
::: peppeliberti

As an admin, I’ve had to learn how to confront a problem I want to solve
::: wallingf

I am inundated by people asking me for recommendations on cryptocurrencies
::: officialmcafee

The trick is to fix the problem you have
::: CodeWisdom

Cubesats deploying from the International Space Station
::: marsrader

Finally got my Emacs set up the way I like it
::: doctorow

I’m trying to sell some of my Bitcoin, and the whole process is so terrible, it’s almost hilarious
::: TedOnPrivacy

La Stampa: Biden ha le prove?
::: fabiochiusi

How many GNU/Linux users are needed to change a light bulb?
::: GNU

Apparently, there exists a bitcoin mafia
::: manisha72617183

How Russia Infiltrates Your Social Media Feed
::: TheOnion

Ahia, nemmeno gli 007 italiani sanno di che stia parlando Biden
::: fabiochiusi

Legacy PHP code
::: MiriaGrunick

Thank early speech researchers Kelly & Lochbaum, who in 1961 also programmed an IBM 7094 to be the first singing computer

First you learn the value of abstraction
::: RichRogersIoT

USA: The End of Net Neutrality
::: CommitStrip

Su internet ormai si può trovare di tutto, qualsiasi tipo di informazione
un saluto a Rocco 💥
::: Genjuro75

It should be impossible to know where traffic is coming from, where it’s going, or what it’s about
::: jdegoes

Never forget the amazing editors over at Wikipedia
::: LucidFoxx

RT if your first IDE was QBASIC
::: wholemilk

Finally managed to quit vim
::: brunns

Countdown till Disney acquires Pornhub
::: McJesse

Walking on water and developing software
::: CodeWisdom

Both Java and Lisp really need an IDE
dubbi miei qui; DrRacket è über
::: _wilfredh

imagine the world where people easily admit
::: mraleph

I’m still a huge JS fanboy, but native Reason perf is just crazy
::: _rrdelaney

C FizzBuzz in 129 characters
::: aidanbrumsickle

Sometimes when you run across a solution that is abstract, unnatural and difficult to comprehend
::: jdegoes

La tecnologia sta facendo passi da gigante… finalmente ho imparato ad usare le bacchette!
::: VioBebe

#python news: 😀 @gvanrossum just pronounced that dicts are now guaranteed to retain insertion order
::: raymondh

The electric light did not come about
::: RichRogersIoT

Twitter should rename the “In case you missed it”
::: blockloop

It’s hard to read through a book on the principles of magic
::: CodeWisdom

Washington has the biggest cock of all 50 states
::: BustinAeckie

Dear America. If Ajit Pai comes to your restaurant, bar, or any other service-based business, please feel free to considerably slow down your service
::: zackwhittaker

A Bitcoin is similar to a Platypus; both are category creators
::: manisha72617183

Le feste di Natale della mia infanzia sono sempre state irrimediabilmente rovinate
::: robgere

The best programmers are not marginally better than merely good ones
::: CodeWisdom

Programming is math
::: lunaryorn

e ci vuole anche la device neutrality…
::: quinta

It’s frankly astounding people think it would be easier to govern robots
::: j2bryson

Long Beach, California, in 1937

Do memories have mass?
::: PaoloBarucca

Happy languages are all alike
::: arialdomartini

Ho scoperto che il telefono mi conta da solo i passi fatti ogni giorno
::: Cambiacasacca

This may be the most San Francisco thing I have ever seen
::: michelletandler

Macchè, è un network di disinformazione
::: fabiochiusi

la Rete è accessibile a tutti. Uno strumento di comunicazione democratica
::: mante

The Deep Web is a secret internet 10x bigger than the public internet
::: TaurineAndCode

L’uso di grafi sociali di co-imputati e di algoritmi predittivi di recidivanza è accettato dai professionisti della giustizia
::: AntonioCasilli

Just because people tell you it can’t be done, that doesn’t necessarily mean that it can’t be done
::: CodeWisdom

On a déjà un peu recouvert Paris avec : on compte sur vous pour recouvrir le reste du pays (et du monde !)
::: laquadrature

I never liked math at school until I started learning programming
::: nicklockwood

Which form of OO reuse is most common?
::: RichRogersIoT

OH: You can read code as a narrative
::: manisha72617183

cit. & loll – 74

Quasi ora di entrare nella stagione delle feste, fare festa perché finisce quest’anno –ma attenzione, il prossimo difficilmente sarà meglio. E saremo più vecchi 😡 Boh! intanto ecco cose citose e lollose 😋

Self-Driving Car Milestones
::: xkcd

sed “/bam/ s/foo/bar/” # Replace foo with bar only on lines that contain ‘bam’
::: climagic

In the end, regardless of where you are on the development hierarchy, keep coding.
::: CodeWisdom

Sure, Perl, why not? That makes sense
::: lizardbill

Once a new technology rolls over you
::: CodeWisdom

Bitcoin was supposed to demonstrate the power of a true free market
::: adam_chal

One of the truest things in systems design
::: marius

FT on Bitcoin
::: keleshev

98% of people have strong, unconscious biases
::: wallingf

9 Dev lies
::: RichRogersIoT

Parlano di bolle, Bitcoin e criptomenete in generale quando non sanno neanche cosa sia una Blockchain e non hanno la minima nozione di Econonia
::: LRazovic ::: Donearm ::: Slashdot ::: InternetHippo ::: amasad ::: Slashdot

What business model explains that hundreds of beautiful ladies are trying chat with me on Google Hangout?
::: lemire

Programmers should never be satisfied with languages
::: CodeWisdom

dear world: the next time Zuckerberg, Tim May, O’Reilly, …
::: dgolumbia


Always wanted to travel back in time to try fighting a younger version of yourself?
::: RichRogersIoT

It took me a while to grasp that a Haskell program
::: a4dev

Oh dear. European Parliament @EP_Legal discussing this morning whether 3D printing will allow us
::: Senficon

Fausses nouvelles (Fake NEWS)
::: glipari

Bad Code
::: xkcd

I’m investing in Bitcoin because what I’m looking for is the market volatility
::: jodamico1

4.5 megabytes of data in 62,500 punched cards, USA, 1955
::: oldpicsarchive

Bitcoin, it’s like real money
::: internetofshit

Bitcoin is a fucking joke
::: arrdem

The function of good software
::: RichRogersIoT

Program testing can be a very effective way to show the presence of bugs
::: CodeWisdom

Non son i russi quelli avanzatissimi
::: Genjuro75

I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which, when you looked at it in the right way
::: CodeWisdom

I hadn’t had much coding experience, so I asked him what language I should learn…
::: jakevdp

Poi ditemi voi come si fa a non amare quelle spie russe di @valigiablu
::: fabiochiusi

That moment when you look at the price of bitcoin and think it can’t go any higher
::: levie

LinkedIn emerging jobs report 2017: Tech is king
::: epfl_exts

Bitcoin: 8.27 terawatt-hours
::: Alexintosh

I found I liked programming for the same reasons I liked to build models
::: CodeWisdom

1. Bitcoin will crash…again
::: jdegoes

Debugging a memory leak
::: MiriaGrunick

Whenever I try make a philosophical argument
::: EgriNagy

Is there a word for the almost immeasurably tiny feeling of satisfaction
::: neilhimself

Compile time error vs runtime error
::: amazedcoder

Ballerina’s movements mesmerizingly traced by algorithmically-generated geometries
::: scienmag

Capire i #bitcoin è molto più importante del loro valore
::: SergioGridelli

every time I have to interact with a python program
::: aphyr

The more you add to your software specific solutions to deal with corner cases
::: mariofusco

Google, define Cabal
::: TaurineAndCode

More interesting may be that each iteration (Atari, AlphaGo, AlphaGo Zero, AlphaZero) took dramatically less time to develop than the previous one
::: Plinz

I wonder if the Haskell people would pay for something that builds their projects 10x faster
::: TaurineAndCode

I’d really love to use Haskell more for my own tooling and scripting, but whenever I try I get stuck at
::: lunaryorn

This is the smaller point — everyone puts down textbooks and how-tos. But good textbooks do actually change people’s lives. Explaining things in print is not glamorous work, but is the great equalizer for many
::: holden

My 7 year old has been asking a lot of questions this Christmas season
::: Elizasoul80

Education appears to be the most consistent, robust, and durable method yet to be identified for raising intelligence
::: Noahpinion

A day in the life of a software engineer
::: laura_nobilis

The cat stack is an important data structure every purrgrammer should know and understand
::: laura_nobilis

Stupid tech problems
::: hacks4pancakes

The bitcoin bubble will not burst as long as so many critics call it a bubble
::: marcelsalathe

Significato ontologico? Qui la mia professoressa di italiano non avrebbe avuto dubbi!
::: LauraBignami1

programmers: names and cache coherence
::: tef_ebooks

(Bug)Fixing car using …
::: ismonkeyuser

In carpentry, you measure twice and cut once
::: CodeWisdom

Apple went public #otd in 1980

The only way to learn a new programming language
::: CodeWisdom

No you don’t understand, blockchain technology means this will be the first speculative bubble for which we have a full transaction ledger
::: WAWilsonIV

Simple doesn’t mean stupid
::: CodeWisdom

The Go Programming Language literally exists because Google
::: bhurt42

There is nothing more unproductive than to build something efficiently
::: CodeWisdom

The role of software architect…
::: RichRogersIoT

Don’t worry about what anyone else is going to do
::: CodeWisdom

cit. & loll – 73

Buona festa a quelli che per loro è festa, per tutti ecco qua 😋

A code smell is a surface indication
::: RichRogersIoT

For the technologist change is always slower than they expect
::: amasad

Once you get to a certain level of experience
::: CodeWisdom

Fastest way to compute a result
::: SusanPotter

phew glad my rabbit didn’t login as root
::: bcrypt

::: ExaGridDba ::: Stack Exchange

sign in a doctor waiting room
::: glipari ::: Phastidio

me, programming c++: i’m afraid to compile this because everything will break me
::: arshia__

Vorrei far notare che molti dei siti di #FakeNews del M5S e Lega, gestiti da #MarcoMignona, nella notte sono magicamente spariti
::: tomtweet3

LOL | Fake news, stretta del governo sulle comari di paese
::: Mantzarlis

I love 2017
su Zuck, da leggere tutte le repliche/commenti
::: Bmac0507

Good engineering involves thinking about if things can be made to work
::: manisha72617183

The most underrated part of open source
::: thejameskyle

Tasso di disoccupazione del Giappone, il paese più robotizzato al mondo
::: MinutemanItaly

Functional Programming: look after beginners, the experts will look after themselves
::: leighmgibson

Don’t waste toner
::: _youhadonejob1

Once I have a good feel about the goals, then the real programming begins
::: CodeWisdom

I’ve found that almost all programming is surprisingly similar
::: CodeWisdom

The most underrated part of open source
::: thejameskyle

$ 1.000 sulla borsa USA 10 anni fa, quanto valgono ora?
::: setteBIT

Comparing to another activity is useful if it helps you formulate questions
::: CodeWisdom

Ma il primo utente Twitter cosa faceva?
::: BastaLucy

Okay, where should I start?
::: BDuszel

Current development speed
::: RichRogersIoT

Automatic Semicolon Insertion (ASI) is a syntactic error correction procedure
::: mathias

List of things unpopular with programmers that I enjoy and have produced valuable solutions with
::: preaction

FP is just programming with functions
bellissimissima 💥💥💥
::: jdegoes

Why #Golang was designed to suck
::: StephenPiment

I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe
::: irwin

It’s amazing how important kinaesthetic learning is in programming
::: _wilfredh

Know ahead of time that change is hard, so you are not getting discouraged
::: YouthKiAwaaz

Data is NOT the new oil. Education is
::: marcelsalathe

In a functional program, you know what f(x) means by blindly substituting x into the inlined body of f
::: jdegoes

This is how and why I started my blog back in 2012
l’inizio di una grande impresa
::: jakevdp

Being a good, senior dev is easy
::: RichRogersIoT

If you can’t explain it simply
::: RichRogersIoT

Isaac Asimov – I, Robot
::: fannVEVO

Mathematics is an experimental science, and computing is the experiment
::: Jose_A_Alonso

If I succeed I will call the tool ripripgrep
::: keleshev

When you really, really miss pizza… you CASUALLY mention it to the International @Space_Station
::: astro_paolo

The three most dangerous things in the world
::: CodeWisdom

Most future predictions are bound by future technologies
::: amasad

I know I’m more of a programmer than a mathematician
::: wallingf

I disagree – quiet NaN propagation is horrible – I think you should generate an exception immediately instead of creating a NaN
::: joeerl

My tweets/followers/following were all permutations of 243
smetti e blocca tutto; no basta lo screenshot
::: TaurineAndCode

Nothing that a bit of superglue can’t fix 🙂
::: joeerl

Reusability is key in reducing bugs and coding quickly
::: CodeWisdom

There are two ways of constructing a software design
::: CodeWisdom

Funniest geek short ever
::: dcavedon

Apple’s week in software
::: tomwarren ::: JonyIveParody

Conceptual simplicity does not always mean shorter code
uh! add1 c’è anche in Racket, non lo sapevo
::: _wilfredh

#Linux from scratch, in real life
::: 0xUID

I can’t wait to see the day this happens with functional languages
::: felixbr_

Lisp is a language for doing
::: azzamoky

dang, I’m so impressed that I saw this thread and didn’t even need to put on my Racket evangelist hat because plenty of other people had already donned it for me
ok, non è per tutti; dai non te la prendere 😯
::: lexi_lambda

Imperative programming is an overly academic topic
::: puffnfresh

Remember when Structured Programming was the latest airy, impractical academic fad to be judiciously avoided by Real Programmers
::: Symbo1ics

Even the humble subroutine was a hard sell back then
::: Symbo1ics

Making mistakes is human
::: nixcraft

Sometimes it pays to stay in bed on Monday
::: CodeWisdom

Much of the essence of building a program
::: CodeWisdom

Y a combien d’autres candidats ?
::: CommitStrip

::: lukaseder ::: TimmGut

#haskell is my not so secret, secret sauce
::: raichoo

C with no mitigations is the safest language to write code in, what a fascinating take
::: pcwalton

Twitter is the app I use when
::: max_read

Crypto currencies are the worst nightmare for the oligarchy
::: KimDotcom

Mi fa ben sperare…
::: madbob

A #Google devono cambiare spacciatori
::: sdallagata

Computer Science is a science of abstraction
::: CodeWisdom

The Programmers’ Credo
::: RichRogersIoT

junior dev: “i found the bug”
::: fioroco

Dear news organizations of the internet: never the fuck ever do I want to watch a video instead of read the article I clicked on. I don’t care if it’s related to the article or not
😁 😁 😁
::: seldo

I am leaving Twitter. I can’t take all the political banter and the mean and nasty things people say on here anymore
::: mattZillaaaa

::: jbrukh

Most JS/Python/Ruby apps…
::: reubenbond

TFW you look for the instructions to perform a task you only do every ~6 months
::: doughellmann

And remember: no evidence whatsoever!
::: fabiochiusi

10 reasons to teach coding and participate in the #HourofCode

I find programming a fascinating area
::: CodeWisdom

The average user doesn’t give a damn what happens
::: CodeWisdom

The history of programming languages is basically a chronicle of our attempts to turn FORTRAN into a LISP
::: gvwilson

We managers get a little more obsolete every day
::: RichRogersIoT

mai, MAI, tentare con la versione in italiano di un sito
::: hronir

Happy 60th Birthday (Dec 4th) to Eric S. Raymond
::: climagic