Archivi Categorie: cit. & loll

cit. & loll – 91

Ecco qui chi cit.ta e chi lolla 😜

Arte al tempo degli emoji
::: meridianum

When in doubt, encrypt
::: Fox0x01

We’re so used to the idea of the government surveilling us that we’re making memes about it
::: motherboard

Textbook updates gone wild
::: geoffwozniak

Linux distros in a nutshell
::: nixcraft

It’s not about getting a bigger piece of the pie
::: RichRogersIoT

Me: We just completed the fix
::: laura_nobilis

Make Python HHGTTG-compliant
::: marcan42

8 yo: We’re learning to make websites at school
::: ethanwhite

Testimonianza di battaglia contro gli extraterrestri
::: ManySkills1701

please silence your cell phone
::: twlayos

That awkward moment you realize you did it wrong your whole life
::: JohnBick4

Fallacies of distributed computing
::: CompSciFact

Today in the Journal of Unsurprising Results
::: Noahpinion

We don’t believe this to be a coincidence
::: UnixToolTip

🌱🐰I built a random emoji garden generator!
::: notwaldorf

Hiring: values first, aptitude second, specific skills third
::: sama

we do these things not because they are easy
::: RichRogersIoT

I’m from the island of Java, Indonesia
::: jtannady

Petition to find and replace every instance of “unisex tshirt”
::: sarahmei

La tv iraniana censura le mammelle della #lupacapitolina Nel logo dell’ #AsRoma durante la diretta della partita con il #Barcellona di #Champions
::: Agenzia_Ansa

::: RichRogersIoT

John Lennon add a song, “Mutable state’s gonna get you, knock you right on the head
::: MartensJD

Stay human
::: IdoNaor1

Data is the new oil…in the way that
::: drewconway

Good management achieves extraordinary results with ordinary people
::: jpwarren

Software developers, assume that you already have permission to do all these things
::: practicingdev

Learning advanced FP feels like having Jedi superpowers
::: artem_pyanykh

Need this on a tshirt!
::: jimbobbennett

The art of programming is the art of organizing complexity
::: RichRogersIoT

Create the highest, grandest vision possible for your life
::: RichRogersIoT

Cours du soir
::: 0xdefec7edcafe

Seems fair
::: _youhadonejob1

The only way to make the deadline
::: RichRogersIoT

People do not wander around
::: RichRogersIoT

But can you trust an algorithm without an implementation?
::: Symbo1ics

Hey, y’know what was great? Mechanical locks
::: stephentyrone

Brain Drain
::: valarauca1

OH “functional programming” needs to become a completely separate field and we can call it “computational mathematics”
::: Symbo1ics

Computer science studies what computers can do and investigates the best ways you can solve the problems of the world with them

Actual Reality Arcade
::: textfiles

#Twitter mi suggerisce #leghisti da seguire
::: Genjuro75

If you ask me a question I don’t know, I’m not going to answer
::: YogiBerra_bot

Hahahaha. This is such an old trick. Using a thermal camera to pick up digits on a keypad
::: Shadow_Sniper13

::: jgrahamc

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds
::: EFF

Simplicity is
::: CodeWisdom

The calculus of coffee
::: vardi

Creativity is just connecting things
::: RichRogersIoT

Ti spiego tuitter
::: sempreciro

TIL there is a goat emoji. 🐐
::: doughellmann

::: mikko

Blockchains are consensus protocols
::: VladZamfir

Every conference programme needs one of these!
::: imogene_dudley

My 3d printer appears to have taken up abstract art as a hobby
::: MarkCC

Congressional Testimony
::: xkcd

Once a new technology rolls over you
::: CodeWisdom

That feeling you get when you ask a colleague what they recommend as a good resource to learn a topic, and they point you to a blog post the two of you wrote a year ago and forgot about
::: LeifAndersen

A proposito di Bot 😀
::: M5S_No_Grazie

A team is not a group of people that work together
::: RichRogersIoT

Una malattia mortale, trasmessa sessualmente
::: vikkio88

This didn’t age well
::: VideoGameCzar

My favourite road sign
::: HomoCarnula


cit. & loll – 90

Oggi è il giorno che tutti aspettano: un’altra puntata cit.osa e lollosa, eccola 😋

I’d like to see a “slow information” movement, parallel to the “slow food” movement. Just little things. Read whole articles, don’t skim. Read more books. Have commentary be a small part of your intake. In short– more protein and fiber, less cake
::: ZachWeiner

Everything that moves
::: think_parallel

Where innovation is a concern, small teams with a purpose crush large teams with a process
::: RichRogersIoT

Software development should be thought of as a cycle of continual learning
::: RichRogersIoT

It me! ⚡️ “What would happen if a programmer and a product manager had to cut down a tree?”
la versione estesa di Peter; anche lui fa rassegne come me (meglio di me)?
::: peterseibel

just realized the “projects” page on my website was hilariously out of date and kind of embarrassing (“hi here is my first javascript project from 2012”)
::: b0rk

When you lied on your CV about having previous sheepdog experience
::: BoringEnormous

This is a terrifying narrative
::: SarahJamieLewis

I wouldn’t be too worried if Facebook knew who I called or sent messages to
::: martijn_grooten

20+ years coding and I still check
::: KiwiCoder

Say what you will about modern C++, it’s great at providing solutions to the problems
::: jckarter

This photo nicely captures what one of the smarter AI systems sees in us
::: RosalindPicard

My husband’s ingenious idea
::: oliviasolon

Con i vostri dati #Zuckerberg è diventato così ricco
::: Santas_Official

New rule: Tagging questions on Stack Overflow
::: lizardbill

foreground and background process
::: JenMsft

Best ending of a book ever
::: marcelsalathe

Russian embassy mentioning Lovecraft and [Cthulhu’s] tentacles is the best Cold War tweet ever!
::: fabrizio_sitzia

Things developer say
::: RichRogersIoT

Code review that takes place in a browser isn’t just more inconvenient, it’s often shallower, too
::: jordwalke

We do not collect and sell our customers’
::: JonyIveParody

This becomes less and less surprising once you learn
::: asmeurer

Twitter, je sais que tu peux faire des miracles alors voila
::: GollumPrecieux

Problem solved!
::: volatile_void

My father give me the greatest gift
::: RichRogersIoT

every tech ceo guy ever: make sure to use the picture of me and my miniature imaginary accordion for the article
::: Julie_Johnsoned

Google mottos: a history
::: mightygodking

six years in to being a browser engineer on Chrome and I still get random people explaining the internet to me
::: __apf__

Listening to AC/DC
::: fabrizio_sitzia

#quotd [cookie]-> The world is coming to an end
::: raspitux

Programming isn’t about what you know
::: CodeWisdom

2018 v 2060
::: _youhadonejob1

The best teams are comprised of members that can operate in a system
::: RichRogersIoT

Risolto il mistero di quanti utenti attivi siano rimasti ancora su Tumblr
::: SusannaQua

The $25,000,000,000,000 Matrix
::: Abstruse Goose

Proposal: Let’s all agree to ban totally-uncontrollable berserker killer robots
::: RebeccaCrootof

When we break up big things into small pieces we invariably push the complexity to their interaction
::: RichRogersIoT

Ché poi l’obiettivo della maglietta nerd è principalmente
::: bermat

At big companies process becomes a substitute for thinking
::: RichRogersIoT

How I made my Programming Language 10,000x Faster
::: TheMichaelBurge

Police Repeatedly Shoot Tim Cook After Mistaking iPhone For Gun
no, non è possibile: quello è bianco
::: TheOnion

Finally, a chance to edit my paper! Let’s open the folder
::: legogradstudent ::: AcademicsSay

California’s new Mandatory coffee Warning
::: MattsIdeaShop

I have reported them to FBI which is a parent company of FB
::: imonahov

Haven’t seen a UX so bad since Geocities in the 90s
::: hakimrah

I like how Window’s BSOD has been getting more and more non-threatening over the years
::: MashAllPotatoes

dev’essergli presa un po’ la mano con questa sperimentazione di design sempre più nuovi e creativi
rimasta così per ore; poi è tornata lo schifo usuale
::: emenietti

::: PWTooStrong

Ok… Quick poll. If you had to pick one
::: strandjs ::: mikko

write a short tribute to 2.6 into the code on the place of all deleted legacy code
::: eumiro

It’s one thing to start a book
::: wallingf

My motto is always, “If you’re not overprepared
::: wallingf

The only way to learn a new programming language
::: CodeWisdom

A non-existent or underpowered type system forces you to program defensively; a powerful type system liberates you to program fearlessly
::: jdegoes

Medium follows DNT, except for the N and the T
::: ketralnis

Eccoli, i robot che arrubbano il lavoro ai candidati premier votati dal popolo
::: carloalberto

A random whatsapp forward
::: binitamshah

Not sure why you think Siri is so behind
::: Shaun_Jensen

Thread: Ask me ANY difficult question, and I will respond to them the same delusional way @facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg would
::: Spacekatgal

Building software isn’t like assembling a car
::: RichRogersIoT

#UltimOra, #Facebook introduce la funzione ‘Visualizzato da Cambridge Analytica’
::: lercionotizie

having productive conversations when I disagree
Julia la ❤️ lovvo ❤️
::: b0rk ::: julielerman

Ideas are easy
::: RichRogersIoT

Tabs and spaces each have their advocates
::: TheMichaelBurge

cit. & loll – 89

Un mecoledì da leoni (compatibilmente, io ce la metto tutta), ecco qua la rassegna cit.osa e lollosa 😋

Next we’re coming for your damn assignments and mutable variables
::: jdegoes

In retrospect, it might have been a mistake to give Facebook all of my personal information
::: InternetKelvin

When you need to download that whitepaper but don’t want that PR spam daily in your inbox lol
::: ankit_anubhav

Nihilism: the belief that having nulls in your programming language
::: bhurt42

If it hasn’t been tested, assume it doesn’t work
::: RichRogersIoT

Time to eat 🍝🍜 #todayscuriosity #kensukekoike
::: k_koi

Alla luce del #Facebookgate forse ora qualcuno in più comprenderà la posizione di chi, consapevole di come funzionano le cose, non ama dare in pasto foto e informazioni personali ai social network
::: mazzettam

Doing security reviews has taught me not to be afraid of asking dumb questions, as it can be very effective in uncovering vulnerabilities
::: li5a

Bell‘autogol dell #AfD
imparare a usare il Web; noncancellare, correggere (OK, questo era difficile in questo caso specifico)
::: udogumpel

How to build great software
::: RichRogersIoT

I work in software at a big data company, but have no job title
::: bradlarsen

A software developer’s confidence throughout their life
::: MrThreadzilla

Della vicenda Cambridge Analytica posso solo dire che
::: marcosalvati

Please Help!
::: evankirstel

It all makes sense now
::: GiveMeInternet

I nostri dati su #Facebook finiscono nel mercato dove valutano usi e costumi per #marketing
::: Kotiomkin

Will #Bitcoin be worth $1,000,000 one day?
::: LegendOfCrypto

::: markdalgleish

Ma se e’ stato #Facebook o un suo derivato a inquinare, condizionare il voto negli #USA e in altri Paesi, che c’entra #Putin?
::: sdallagata

Per una questione di #privacy, prima ci siamo fatti togliere dall’elenco telefonico
::: Kotiomkin

being confident and humble at the same time
::: b0rk

Alla fine con #AmazonPrime non ci è andata male
::: thek3nger

Siamo tutti tracciati #facebookgate #cambridgeanalytica #natangelo
::: NatangeloM

Have no fear: programming isn’t actually debugging 100% of the time
::: kvlly

1968: if only computers existed
::: computerfact

::: Pinboard

9 Dev lies
::: RichRogersIoT

That’s just poor service
::: funlibertarian2

The Linux kernel executing a JMP instruction
::: joshbressers

Ciao, seguimi
::: skoda130sl

I am always doing that which I can not do
::: RichRogersIoT

E io che mi credevo che con la #cookielaw ste cose brutte non succedessero più. Mo’ chi glielo dice al Garante della Privacy!?
::: Jovanz74

::: mikko

Questa cosa di #Facebook mi ha profondamente disgustato
::: Kotiomkin

Quindi è stata colpa di Facebook!
::: NatangeloM

After 1.5 months of JavaScript, I’m now convinced that JavaScript is the most dangerous common language out there. It’s misleading, confusing and encourages bad practices. It’s harmful to juniors and annoying to seniors
::: nukemberg

Tech buzzwords explained
::: random_walker

Q: “How to encode a C program? I want to protect my code by encoding it”
::: lizardbill

The only correct use for fidget spinners
::: DannyDutch

The right size of a language standard library
::: pcwalton

Do not congratulate
::: trumanboyes

This sign
vecchia ma sempre bella
::: _youhadonejob1

Future plot twist: startups start beating incumbents by not trying to solve problems with ~blockchain technology~
::: bitstein

No matter how beautiful, no matter how cool your interface
::: RichRogersIoT

Sono sicuro che @evilripper apprezzerà
non solo lui (che saluto)
::: Gabry89

Facebook might be a mess, but at least Instagram is listening to its users
#:social media
::: Donearm

CryptoKitties raised $12 million to put more cats on the blockchain
::: BitcoinMktJrnl

Totally worth it stealing this
::: khaxan

Fundamentally WEB applications: AirBnb, Amazon, Booking, eBay, Facebook, GitHub, LinkedIn, Netflix, Spotify, TripAdvisor, Twitter, Uber, Zalando. The list is endless. The digital disruption in the past 20 years has fundamentally been a WEB phenomenon
::: marcelsalathe

I’m trying to decode this postcard I was sent
::: codinghorror

Learning to code is the single best thing anyone can do
::: CodeWisdom

Them: “Programmers should use descriptive variable names”
::: TheMichaelBurge

honestly the best coverage of this ongoing facebook saga has been from @TheOnion and @ClickHole
::: MikeIsaac

Perl is hate mail you write to your future self
::: sadserver

I miei programmi hanno poche migliaia di righe, quando non funzionano ci metto anche ore a capire, e li ho scritti io. Ma un sacco di gente già sa perché l’auto di Uber non ha frenato
::: nevercube

When the deadline comes too close
::: nijfranck

Internet. Non puoi non odiarlo. Non puoi non amarlo
::: ironicmoka

A lot of people still tend to think that FP is just for solving academic problems
::: manisha72617183

Beginner devs: if you find yourself routinely looking up seemingly basic things
::: ajlkn

If you use Linux, you should totally run ‘curl
::: darksim905

Saper fare le copertine
::: chedisagio

Oh wow my deleted Facebook Zip file contains info on every single phone cellphone call and text I made for about a year- cool totally not creepy
::: mat_johnson

“Blockchain” sounds so much cooler
::: wfaler

Software craftsmanship is not about writing the perfect piece of code
::: CodeWisdom

Who did this Meme?! Lal
::: nycjayjay

I work in software at a big data company, but have no job title. What should it be?
::: bradlarsen

OH: Computers are the devil
::: manisha72617183

What’s changed with programming in the last 15 years?
::: TheMichaelBurge

How cute is this little guy? Titan watches Saturn Hula Hoop. A pure CSS version of this gif
#:linguaggi di programmazione
::: jamiecoulter89

Me looking at the charts
::: katia_dolzhenko

Il giorno dopo #MERGEIT18
::: madbob

The Internet and the social media are
::: manisha72617183

Optimism is an occupational hazard of programming
::: CodeWisdom

The trick is to fix the problem you have
::: CodeWisdom

Startup idea: A video conferencing system
::: doughellmann

When she see the number of my github repositories
::: vikkio88

Decentralization of power comes at the cost of incumbents, to the benefit of innovators
::: jdegoes

Programming is a good job if you want to spend all of your time
::: RichRogersIoT

I swear, we will use AI for useful things, solve the world’s greatest problems, help humanity!
::: kevinschawinski

Today in pitches
::: _cingraham

This is why I enjoy the PHP community
::: rightfold

cit. & loll – 88

Roba cit.osa & lollosa vista nel Web.
Ah! prima che me ne dimentico: domani edizione straordinaria di Visto nel Web, #CambridgeAnalytica mi sta mandando in overflow.

Qui voulait vraiment des voitures volantes ?
forse serve l’inglese (c’è)
::: CommitStrip

There’s a common misconception that Android is an operating system
::: baldurk

whats so funny alexa
::: nathanwpyle

Programming in C++ after a few years
::: ftomasse

Rule of thumb for StackOverflow
tutto il thread, nèh!
::: asmeurer

The Stack Overflow survey says 4% of developers use emacs, compared to 26% for vim
::: TheMichaelBurge

It’s a little-known fact that humans doubled in size in the late 19th – 20th century
::: lizardbill

Technology leadership
::: RichRogersIoT

Random thoughts: Mathematics is the language we use to describe Physics, but not everything mathematical is physically meaningful
::: manisha72617183

As scapegoating goes, nothing quite beats “Silicon Valley” and “Russia” in today’s America
::: evgenymorozov

If you ask a question, make sure you hit the question mark before the fourth sentence. It’s not a lightning talk, it’s a question
::: katrina_tester

I think I found the project that will bring cryptocurrency to 1 billion users. Excited. Sorry, no details yet
::: AriDavidPaul

The greatest performance improvement of all is when a system
::: CodeWisdom

A blocky history of pi calculations to 2000
::: ptak

I often have to tell a client
::: JohnDCook

Happy 0x50th Birthday, Donald Knuth
::: cstheory

You can use an eraser on the drafting table
::: RichRogersIoT

Programming is about 13% math, 15% theology
::: RichRogersIoT

Remember, testers and programmers, fundamental asymmetries in testing
::: michaelbolton

Anyway, timezones are hard
::: hotterpop

Everyone can write beautiful code if they are writing something from scratch
::: aVELLAble

::: RichRogersIoT

To understand a program
::: CodeWisdom

Math is about patterns and structures
::: n_category

Cloud computing issues
::: dcavedon

Secondo voi, dopo aver ricevuto via mail la lista dei ministri
::: ArsenaleKappa

The challenge with adding more engineers to a project
::: RichRogersIoT

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs
::: RichRogersIoT

The importance of design patterns in programming can’t be underestimated
::: manisha72617183

tired: tau is better than pi, look at Euler’s identity
::: RobbyKraft

When testers have children
::: UK_Sogeti

Everyday life is like programming, I guess
::: CodeWisdom

You can work with JavaScript for 20 years
::: GonzoHacker

This was the first game I remember playing on the Atari
::: amasad

Facebook Announces Plan To Combat Fake News Stories By Making Them Actually Happen
Onion, nèh!
::: TheOnion

#networking #networkadmin
::: Squelchtone

To avoid futher confusion
::: prydwen3

When you refactor and the tests pass on the first try
::: thomasfuchs

Chissà come abbiamo fatto a crescere senza telefono in classe e senza chat tra mamme
::: Jpolemica666

manual image compression
::: piratefsh

When something is important enough
::: ivancejatv

Matrix Rain
::: amasad

concerned parent: if all your friends jumped off a bridge would you follow them?

software quality without code quality is like
::: medeoTL

You don’t really understand something until you’ve implemented it. Be willing to try something twice
::: Dqalib

Errors are just conditions we refuse to take seriously
::: mfeathers

New Rule: 100kb of non-media means the browser shows a big ugly hog
::: TheMichaelBurge

Chissà perché gli USA non espellono diplomatici inglesi e mettono sanzioni al Regno Unito?
::: fabrizio_sitzia

I have decided to further postpone a Mac mini refresh
::: JonyIveParody

Sul Twitter
::: flaneurotic

Emoji are a globalist conspiracy
::: ian

Spionaggio hacker. Nuovo report rassicura
::: lercionotizie

Truth can only be found in one place
::: CodeWisdom

Objects are workers that own their data
::: wallingf

Tra un paio di mesi Twitter sarà invaso da immagini così
::: quartapresenza

Seniors don’t grow on trees
::: _shaunlloyd

Took all weekend but I finally got the WH wiring just the way I wanted it
::: TrumpDBA

Choose your platform wisely
::: ehud

I’m afraid this may hurt your head a little
::: DannyDutch

To think that the problem in this whole debacle is Facebook’s business model is to think that subscription fees – the only non-advertising alternative -would be better. The real problem here is the *absence* of non-corporate, alternative infrastructures for organizing our lives
::: evgenymorozov

Nota di passaggio: Zuckerberg tace da più di due settimane, su FB e Instagram
::: fabiochiusi

This conspiracy goes way back before Facebook. There’s suspicion that printed media has influenced every election for centuries. Hold Gutenberg accountable
::: KarlreMarks

I wish @Twitter had a way to navigate tweets by year, having to scroll tens of thousands of tweet is just the worst user experience ever
::: Alexintosh

Not Available
::: xkcd

When to use iterative development?
::: CodeWisdom

Maledetta tecnologia che andrebbe vietata per legge
::: Lor3nzoF

Personal thanks to @Facebook and @CamAnalytica for making my #privacy class today especially relevant to my students’ lives
::: Birnhack

Businesses that make money by collecting and selling detailed records of private lives were once plainly described as “surveillance companies.” Their rebranding as “social media” is the most successful deception since the Department of War became the Department of Defense
::: Snowden

New (🤖) friend
::: shivon

I hate when I need to bid for reviewing papers on conference that shows me the authors names. I need manually double-blind me with a literal piece of paper attached to the screen. It is inevitable to have biases otherwise
::: thek3nger

The speed of #Python should also be measured in the development time of any project
::: kushaldas

Tous mes messages tombent en spam
::: CommitStrip

We’ll soon be able to create AI that’s much more intelligent than we are by basically creating something that mimics the human brain
::: manisha72617183

Programming is like cooking

cit. & loll – 87

Puntuale come sempre arriva la rassegna. Sempre più —uh! PI – π 💥👽

One of the great mistakes is to judge policies and programs
::: MiltonFriedmanQ

::: RichRogersIoT

The three most common programming errors are
::: RichRogersIoT

So how’s long until @Twitter starts injecting Tweets because “4 people you follow bookmarked this Tweet”?
::: peterseibel

When you design a nice UI but you overestimated the user
::: MalwareTechBlog

Program in C
::: bhilburn

::: ismonkeyuser

Shiver in awe. In 1991, a prime number P was found, with 6400 digits, that is composed of all 9s except one 8
::: pickover ::: mpopp75

Recognize the early stages of infosec
::: hacks4pancakes

Remember: It’s not the documentation that needs to be in sync
::: RichRogersIoT

Having a bad day

Programmers don’t burn out on hard work
::: RichRogersIoT

In this time, we have ONE CHAT APPLICATION using more RAM than all my dev environment tools combined
::: thek3nger

Did my pilgrimage to 1265 Borregas Avenue, Sunnyvale
::: mikko

Objects are data with functions
::: CompSciFact

are your hex constants stale? passé? wikipedia is there for you
sono in meeting con me per decidere quali adottare – trovato 0x4B1D forbid’denm 0xABAD1DEA bad idea e, ovviamente, 0xB16B00B5 big boobs
::: johnregehr

I don’t want to brag but my professor jokes are as good as my dad jokes
::: johnregehr

Job interview
::: _youhadonejob1

Advice to my younger self
::: ValaAfshar

Code as if the person who’s going to end up maintaining your software
::: gvwilson ::: JikkuJose

Understand well as I may
::: CodeWisdom

The hardest problem in computer science
::: CompSciFact

Humans are allergic to change
::: CodeWisdom

Code is easy
::: RichRogersIoT

As a programmer, never underestimate your ability
::: RichRogersIoT

Vedi gente in treno preparare slide piene di testo e su modellino PowerPoint #epoimuori
::: suxsonica

Software is just like a pinball machine
::: manisha72617183

“Modern C++” feels just like Python
::: YossiKreinin

I must modify some old code and I found this
::: evilripper

specifiche tecniche del progetto
::: madbob

Programming: when the ideas
::: CodeWisdom

You don’t manage people
::: RichRogersIoT

Two factor authentication
::: EnglishRussia1

Two nice things about Go
#:linguaggi di programmazione
::: hoelzro

I love Scala because manually specifying types everywhere generates huge PRs which make me feel very productive, and the hour long compile times give me lots of time to drink coffee and stretch my legs
::: jdegoes

Dat face me make when me monster friends want to hang out
::: MeCookieMonster

He did something impossible
::: wallingf

I love this slide
::: goinggodotnet

Ma come ha fatto Linux, con una così scarsa organizzazione, a diffondersi così tanto???
::: madbob

Simple can be harder than complex
::: RichRogersIoT

You’d think devs would be laser-focused on finding better methods, because nobody is going to keep paying the actual costs of building software today
::: Symbo1ics

(a volte il maiuscolo è OK)
::: JillWetzler

If you want to conquer fear
::: valuablequottes

I’m starting to think that hacking isn’t about tech skill
::: hizeena

The pace of change in CS
::: YossiKreinin

J’ai attendu tellement longtemps à l’arrêt de bus
::: juldanjou

Non scorderò mai ciò che mi diceva sempre mio nonno quando ero piccolo
::: Santas_Official

finally, a monitor that will fit the entire name of my Java classes
::: t045tbr0t

What data structure would you use to hold an arbitrary amount of objects if retrieval is not an issue?
::: TheMichaelBurge

You may not have known that you needed to see emperor penguins investigating a camera they found, but here you go
::: imrankhan

Eye test for designers
::: cbee

Bruce Willis answers the web’s most searched questions

We found a 5000 digit prime that looks like the Fermat’s Library logo =) Here’s the number if you want to test its primality
::: fermatslibrary

Il tweet più intelligente
::: BrambillaLuca

Me: What’s the wifi password?
::: stephenjmolloy

I keep seeing that one comic around about Never Interrupt A Developer, and I couldn’t really relate, so I redrew it to reflect my experiences
sempre più bello 😁
::: AnneLoVerso

The most precious thing you can ask from others is not their money
::: venkat_s

HTTP simply explained: It’s like the bat signal
::: manisha72617183

It’s really great when you switch to a new programming language, especially when you’ve been coding in one language for some time
::: AdinoyiSadiq

TIL android saves videos in a 3gp format nobody is happy about and nobody needed. I cannot share with non android too without converting first losing quality
::: WebReflection

This is disgusting. That this is even possible is disgusting. That society readily accepts this is disgusting
::: maryellenmurr ::: existentialcoms

Get used to being instrumented, kid
::: WeldPond

Likewise, two people working at one machine? Ludicrous!
::: tottinge

If it’s a good idea, go ahead and do it
::: CodeWisdom

Not only are programming languages different tools for different jobs
::: manisha72617183

Titles don’t matter
::: RichRogersIoT

Great benefits of buying from Apple Ford
::: MartensJD

There are no good engineers who
::: sophaskins

You’re never more than 2 clicks away from something awful
::: lizardbill

A code base isn’t a thing we build, it’s a place we live
::: RichRogersIoT

By the time it’s obvious that you need to change, it’s usually too late
::: RichRogersIoT

cit. & loll – 86

Basta parlare delle elezioni, c’è di meglio (o meno peggio) qui 😋

What was your first coding environment setup for?
::: SaraJChipps

Quando pubblicano il tuo tweet sul @Corriere , sei ad un millimetro dalla celebrità
::: RudyZerbi

Rather than teach everyone to code, let’s teach them to think
::: RichRogersIoT

Does Liquid Haskell evaporate
::: danclien

Less than 20 years to go before 32-bit epochtime runs out. Make plans!
::: climagic

If you don’t actively fight for simplicity in software
::: RichRogersIoT

So Bill Gates uses tabs
::: Nick_Craver

A sample list of “bad programmers”
::: LiaSae

Il lavoro dovrebbe essere una grande gioia ed è ancora per molti tormento, tormento di non averlo, tormento di fare un lavoro che non serva, non giovi a un nobile scopo
::: Antonio79B

Ma i cosiddetti nativi digitali che ti fanno domande e controdomande
::: fulcorno

I keep telling people “programming is understanding” – the computer is a machine that tests if your ideas are correct
::: joeerl

Pinning my personal Twitter etiquette for clarity’s sake
::: LiaSae

Promemoria per me stesso. Prima di un retweet controllare la notizia
::: medeoTL

A senior programmer is
::: slava_pestov

Un ragazzo inglese di 23 anni ha investito 20€ in bitcoin 5 anni fa
::: sempreciro

Woods’ Theorem: As the complexity of a system increases
::: CompSciFact

Have you ever wondered that the person maintaining your code
::: manisha72617183

Vado a svuotare il cestino di windows
::: blunoneuncolore

New favorite ad
::: nolimits

If I don’t have time to write the tests, I don’t have time to write the code
::: wallingf

Owura Kwadwo Hottish, 33 anni, professore di informatica in Ghana. Che spiega ai suoi allievi come funziona il computer, senza averne nemmeno uno
::: NiccoloZancan

When the ecosystem stops rewarding complexity
::: JohnDCook

Laws of Software Development
::: RichRogersIoT

True Nerd
::: Paynota

2 goals for software leads
::: RichRogersIoT

Remy’s Law of Requirements
::: apolloclark

Innovation is a bottoms-up, decentralized, and unpredictable thing, but
::: RichRogersIoT

Quando c’erano i blog capivi di avere a che fare con un over 60 nei commenti perché si firmava con nome e cognome e lasciava numero telefonino
::: fabrizio_sitzia

Dobbiamo organizzare un evento con tutte le community open in Italia!
::: madbob

Give it a try
::: CodeWisdom

In a start-up
::: RichRogersIoT

I miei terminali mi danno sempre grosse soddisfazioni all’accensione
::: fgfoto

Good programmers don’t have a favorite language
::: alicegoldfuss

There’s no silver bullet in security
::: manisha72617183

The longer I write code for a living
::: moishel

As a polyglot programmer for many years now
::: lexi_lambda

Don’t worry about people stealing your ideas
::: RichRogersIoT

Understanding Design Feedback
::: gwestr

Bring sheep indoors, and they’re labeled as cats
::: srchvrs

DEVS: documentation isn’t important! also it’s easy!
::: arshia__

More highly applicable business wisdom from my kids K-5 school
::: peterseibel

A paradox requiring no words
::: jakevdp

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you
::: dadtellsjokes

Gotta be more careful about the reading material I leave lying around
::: jacquesgt

This is the codebase? Leave it to me, I’ll dive right in and refact-
::: trannosaurusma

What “multitasking” looks like
::: BrandonMathis

I use five operating systems, three desktop and two mobile
::: JohnDCook

We need to stop calling things “smart” devices
::: funnymonkey

Oh! They got this all screwed up
::: r_Buttcoin

what an incredible drawing
::: danhett

::: RichRogersIoT

Hold my sake!
::: khaxan

::: ballance

The next best thing to having good ideas is recognising good ideas
::: CodeWisdom

It’s not that I am so smart
::: RichRogersIoT

cit. & loll – 85

Intanto che influisco e raffreddisco (lamentandomi, ovviamente) ecco cosa ho trovato di cit.oso e lolloso 😋

Big companies don’t innovate
::: RichRogersIoT

Design principles
::: CompSciFact

::: nixcraft

Do the most important thing
::: RichRogersIoT

You need the right people with you
::: RichRogersIoT

Obama is deleting Twitter accounts!
::: ucla_007

Every great developer you know
::: CodeWisdom

I’d buy it if cat was included
::: _pronto_

If you think it’s simple
::: CodeWisdom

You’ve passed the first hurdle in a reverse Turing test
::: lizardbill

I visited a coffee shop where the password was wedonthavewifi
::: estherschindler

This is my new favorite emoji
::: emi1ypi

The pursuit of beautiful code can be detrimental to your project
::: amasad

fair to say “kids with phones” has been a mixed bag
::: johnregehr

Come again?
::: FeatherOrNot

Scegli la foto
come esempio di cosa si trova sui social-cosi, la politica non c’entra, nèh!
::: mixmic76

::: tecmint

Apparently the IBM vs. SCO case is still going
::: TheMichaelBurge

Animated login avatar
::: fffabs

Being idealistic really helps
::: CodeWisdom

When the person who stocks the #RaspberryPi magazines at the local supermarket doesn’t know what a Raspberry Pi is
::: randal_olson

For as long as I am working
::: lizardbill

Who is scared of category theory and mathematics?
::: dzingars ::: lambdanis

Millions of banned Russian bots protesting in the street at @Twitter HQ this morning
::: jef_poskanzer

::: jynus

The difference between successful people & very successful people
::: RichRogersIoT

Same every night, take over world
::: risknc

::: boostap

No – Old thing should work as before and not be broken by upgrades. New things can have entirely different behaviour
::: joeerl


No the web is *totally* broken
::: joeerl

I think we should learn to build small programs that are correct and we can understand before we build big programs
::: joeerl

Programming is not all about math … but when you can use math
::: PhilipWadler

StackOverflow appears to be down. Sit back and watch the global slump in software developer productivity
::: CoolSWEng

Y’all I’m dying, Manafort created an incriminating paper trail because he needed someone to help him convert a Word doc to PDF
::: TheViewFromLL2

Most people who graduate with CS degrees don’t understand the significance of Lisp
::: thelittlelisper

Types make you more productive because the type annotations count as extra lines of code
::: TheMichaelBurge

“Merging Pull Requests without review” Giotto, 1306
::: gglanzani

I’m going to write a regex book
::: lizardbill

what people think programming is vs. how it actually is
::: racoconn

Code comments
::: RichRogersIoT

fun fact: there’s a Twitter bot that just tweets programming articles with the prefix “CAT HACKER: “
::: b0rk

Almost all Americans own a smartphone or a computer
::: TheStoicEmperor

Haskell is
::: CodeWisdom

I have a new favorite wikipedia page
cosa non si trova ontehtoobz — scorrere tutto il thread
::: johnregehr

solo | team
::: RichRogersIoT

I can jump from JavaScript to Golang no problem but from Python to Go I start writing in some hybrid language
::: amasad

Nobody’s going to crack my new password
::: TychoTithonus

cit. & loll – 84

Uh! merco–arriva, ecco qui 💥

Very good, Google
::: marcelsalathe

Isn’t there a power cord you can pull out?
::: joeerl

The concept of “moving a programming language forward” is fundamentally broken
::: joshbloch

Some of the absolute worst code is written by very smart and capable engineers
::: jagthedrummer

Monads are not hard; they are not easy
::: manisha72617183

The Best Linux Blog In the Unixverse
::: nixcraft

When I become truly convinced there’s a bug in the compiler
::: RichRogersIoT

Programming’s a lot easier
::: JohnDCook

backups are for people who believe
::: sadserver

the best minds of my generation are thinking about how to make people click ads
::: emenietti

OOP is easy
::: ryyppy

AR + video gaming + rock climbing takes it to another level
::: ThamKhaiMeng

My hobby: turning tricky code into novels
::: rygorous

Wow… that’s the first time I’ve ever had a referee recommend
::: jakevdp

Think complex, speak simple
::: RichRogersIoT

Lisp is a recognition that whoever designed the language doesn’t know what problems you’d want to solve with it; so you may want to change the language
::: ghoseb

Dispatch from an alternate reality
::: f_borretti

stories like this make me so happy
me too 😁
::: b0rk

If the first thing I notice at a house party is a lispm keyboard
::: Symbo1ics

the sysadmin’s bashrc of nowadays
::: arthurguimaraez

The internet is just a series of tubes
::: copumpkin ::: TheMichaelBurge ::: plt_dril

I wish AI was more “this technique works well for these kinds of problems”
::: andreasfrom

It’s so nice to work in an environment where you are comfortable admitting that you don’t understand or know something
::: jessfraz

John Mashey, 1982: “There is a tremendous need…
::: Symbo1ics

più veloce!
::: climagic

Leadership is the art of
::: RichRogersIoT

Bad programmers worry about the code
::: RichRogersIoT

In each and every relevant tweet that’s touching a sensitive topic
::: AleResnik

Observation: software development is like stand up comedy
::: manisha72617183

So I noticed you showed @scratch jr to your friend
::: ehud

Finnish military secret weapon
::: nixcraft

If I were designing a language with precedence, I would seriously consider making suspicious spacing a compile-time error
idea più seria di quanto sembri; io la uso per chiarezza con l’elevazione a potenza
::: TheMichaelBurge

The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong
::: CodeWisdom

So finally I had to have THE TALK with the kid
::: ehud

If you could go back in time 20 years and tell your past self one thing, what do you think would blow their mind the most?
::: lizardbill

Random thought: Perhaps humanity would be more functional if we weren’t so object-oriented
::: manisha72617183

Fixing the API by documenting correct use
::: AirspeedSwift

Me: I think Haskell people are fond of masquerade balls since they like anonymous functions
::: manisha72617183

Anyone who thinks gamers invented “I can’t stop until I reach a save point”
::: ranarama

I got 99 tabs but I generally know where things are
::: lulu_cheng

Programming is like
::: manisha72617183

I mean I’ve been bored at work but this can’t be topped
::: JordanRutledge

::: TheMichaelBurge

Dazed Jeff Bezos Realizes He Spent Entire Conversation
loll, nèh!
::: TheOnion

There will be two types of political candidates
::: marcelsalathe

Python Robots
::: {}

TFW someone asks you for a copy of a module you wrote 20 years ago and you realize even if you find it and it could be made to work with modern Python it’s probably on a floppy disk and you won’t have a way to read it off the media
::: doughellmann

Code is like poetry
::: MetaThis

A team is not a group of people that work together
::: RichRogersIoT

Western Australia, qui accettano carte di credito persino alle macchinette del caffè per strada (sul serio eh)
::: gignico

Il marketplace di Facebook regala molte soddisfazioni
::: g3p5

To people saying that FB, tweeter are too addictive, impossible to quit
::: ehud

With diligence it is possible
::: CodeWisdom

Creativity is difficult
::: JohnDCook

Few decades ago people would dismiss regular languages as academic curiosity, not a practical programming tool
::: keleshev

jQuery devs seeing a React project for the first time
::: iamdevloper

A complex system that works
::: RichRogersIoT

cit. & loll – 83

Indovina? sì, un cit.+loll sempre più cit. nuovo di pakka 😋

I’ve written code in safe and unsafe languages
::: kelseyhightower

Pretty excited about today’s addition to the library
::: johndalton

Q: Do you or don’t you…?
::: lizardbill

Opportunity lies in the place where
::: RichRogersIoT

types of vacations I need
::: notfolu

italians: hold my beer
::: ffffjd

While it is true that you learn with age
::: ThomasSowell

npm is a conspiracy
::: horse_js

Blind men and an Elephant
::: YanJeanLee

It turns out that style matters in programming for the same reason that it matters in writing
::: CodeWisdom

All of @elonmusk’s other cars now
::: thephysicsgirl ::: AFSpace ::: loganabbott ::: scott_kerr ::: _youhadonejob1

You don’t pay engineers to write code, you pay them to understand subtleties and edges of the problem. The code is incidental
::: RichRogersIoT

Be wary of coworkers who read a blog and suddenly have a new solution to every problem
::: TheMichaelBurge

Great definition of #IoT from a security perspective
::: azuech

Never to late to learn
::: Alexintosh

I find work in AI
::: AndrewYNg

Un #CurriculumVitae che spacca?
::: SergioGridelli

For those who don’t believe that Separation Logic is nothing but magic
::: ilyasergey

i admit, i probably deserved this
::: Vicas3

Testers don’t break your code
::: RichRogersIoT

The only thing that takes longer to arrive than a Friday
::: manisha72617183

Some people try to write a complex regular expression that achieves a lot in one go
::: secretGeek

The History of Unicode
::: xkcd

Arrivata nuova mail
::: madbob

LEGO Masters
::: periskkop

When the best leader’s work is done
::: RichRogersIoT

There’s never enough time to design the right solution
::: CodeWisdom

Great email footer #StopEmailPollution
::: RichRogersIoT

I bought my boss two copies of The Mythical Man Month
::: RichRogersIoT

Time to see whether practice agrees with theory, moving from LaTeX to Python. Wish me luck
::: JohnDCook

Photoshop is basically like deep learning
::: fchollet

New rule: You don’t get to have opinions on software until you successfully use it for something
::: TheMichaelBurge

At a bank trying to prove my address
::: jevakallio

Lo dico a voi perché se me ne vanto con Carla mi guarda strano e scuote la testa
::: orporick

Your move emacs
::: ohhoe

One of my minor annoyances with Python
::: asmeurer

Quando hai il genio puoi fare qualsiasi cosa
::: SergioGridelli

I love it when people who never do web development think it’s easy
::: seldo

The good news about computers is that they do what you tell them to do
::: CodeWisdom

did an autonomous killer robot write this
::: marrowing

I feel bad for kids who are currently learning to program by moving shapes and animating dogs
::: iamdevloper

You may have never realized this: 1/89 decimal expansion is just the Fibonacci series
::: Rainmaker1973

If someone builds a Deep Learning-powered startup
::: AndrewYNg

Is programming the only profession where a 30 year old
::: amasad

It’s math. It’s art. It’s Fourier transform. Brilliant
::: m_m_campbell

Think* before your code
::: captainsafia

The amateur software engineer
::: CodeWisdom

L’Intelligenza artificiale poco usata da aziende italiane
::: LaPausaCaffe

Asks Alexa what’s the value of Pi. Regrets it immediately
::: xKaliSec

La verità è che la storia di Steve Jobs che ha creato un impero
::: C_Carlotta_C

In the end, regardless of where you are on the development hierarchy, keep coding
::: CodeWisdom

A student sent me a question about homework at 4 AM
::: wallingf

You should learn from your competitor, but never copy
::: RichRogersIoT

cit. & loll – 82

Il Web è grande; io ci ho trovato questo 😋

Dadgad – Pensieri
::: Beppe Beppetti

Any software criticism that does not take tradeoffs into account is useless
::: rkoutnik

Io credo a quello che vedo
OT? parliamone…
::: altrodame

How the rest of the world imagines programming

Some data for machine learning algorithms right here…
::: geospacedman

If you can cope with JavaScript or with many of the other systems that are out there
::: freizl

This software system uses the ‘Onion’ pattern
::: RichRogersIoT

Never give up. Today is hard, tomorrow will be worse
::: RichRogersIoT

Fall in love with some activity, and do it!
::: ProfFeynman

A good software framework or tool is like a convex object
::: mariofusco

Maintaining an open-source project
::: kelseyhightower

If you have error reporting and your entire team ignores it
::: greydnls

How do I increase the frequency…
vale anche per me; e sarei interessato alla soluzione
::: lizardbill

Complexity in software design can be managed precisely through hierarchical composability, or stochastically through democratic collaboration
::: jdegoes

Bitcoin is like the transcompiler
::: YanJeanLee

How Bob started the robocalypse
::: GoComics

The noteworthy thing about this plan
::: wallingf

The key to efficient development
::: CodeWisdom

Words of wisdom
::: FailsWork

Di sicuro esiste una #parolatedesca
::: g3p5

The influx of capital will support & train many software engineers and will help usher in a golden era of functional programming
::: jdegoes

In futuro auto volanti solcheranno i nostri cieli
::: parcesepulto

No, tranquilli, è normale che il kernel vada in crash
::: fulcorno

Organization is what you do before you do it
::: JohnDCook

me trying to convince my friends to learn haskell
::: cpp99x

Mamma quanto odio la funzione
::: medeoTL

Who says we never get a fairy tale ending?
::: jdegoes

Don’t patch bugs out
::: CodeWisdom

Very cool robot that can ride a bicycle
::: uxlinks

Sometimes the problem is
::: CodeWisdom

Developers love to rewrite from scratch
::: wallingf

You can never use the same
::: jonathanccast

The word ‘crypto’ has inevitably become a synonym for cryptocurrencies
::: manisha72617183

Please before submitting your paper, consider that another human will dedicate some of his short life-time to read it and try to evaluate it
::: LegalizeBrain

Current status
::: RichRogersIoT

Pen & paper is still the most underrated tool
::: RichRogersIoT

Good elementary school advice for using @twitter
::: ValaAfshar

Roses are red
::: loislnessie

Comparison between 5,000 and 50,000 prime numbers plotted in polar coordinates
::: fermatslibrary

Enthusiastic open supporter
::: unix_byte

Programming languages may be different but they all sought out to solve a problem
::: CodeWisdom

How do YOU combine IO actions?
::: chris__martin

Learning to program is personal
::: karen_brennan

Note to future self: never underestimate the importance of liking the project
::: volothamp

That’s wonderful. We will soon have bots that write verbose and probably unnecessary documents (since we don’t have the time for that) and bots that summarize them for us (since we don’t have the time for that)
::: MarcoCantamessa

Ben fatto è meglio
::: MomentiZen